Acronym for stupid lame ass bitch. A quick way to describe or identify a man or woman who does or says something worthy of being punched in the vagina/testicle ie vagesticles.
friend 1: Where the fuck is Sara?
friend 2: Oh she ain't comin', she said had to study.
friend 1: What a fuckin' SLAB!
friend 2: Oh she ain't comin', she said had to study.
friend 1: What a fuckin' SLAB!
by DEATHERAGE June 29, 2020
Get the SLABmug. 
by Charles Mili June 6, 2024
Get the alabama slabmug. a slab is comparable to a hoe, thot, swoop, pass-arround. A bitch with no morals when it comes to sex, she'll suck the whole team and let all the homies fuck.
Person A: *Shows a picture of a bad ass bitch on insta from the city*
Person B: Damn, she bad asf. Who that is?
Person A: That lil slab I used to fuck last summer.
Person B: Oh! that's the Jessica you was talking 'bout. I knew that bitch was slabbed out.
Person B: Damn, she bad asf. Who that is?
Person A: That lil slab I used to fuck last summer.
Person B: Oh! that's the Jessica you was talking 'bout. I knew that bitch was slabbed out.
by Pensacola Definer January 22, 2021
Get the slabbed outmug. A frozen slab of cum that has been in the freezer for two days and the female that is horny takes it out and sucks on it like a popsickle.
Jessica finally took our cum slab out of her fridge and ate it because she was horny and we are out of town.
by Ihateniggers72 November 9, 2016
Get the Cum Slabmug. “ Shawty over there a slab “
“ Him and his whole gang some slabs “
“ I fucked shorty last week she definitely a slab “
“ Him and his whole gang some slabs “
“ I fucked shorty last week she definitely a slab “
by Kingshit762390 December 13, 2019
Get the Slabmug.