Gives THE BEST criticism, no doubt about that
*cough* ¬_¬ (Sarcasm, LOL)
How he was made a judge of American Idol (or how Ryan Seacrest is still hosting the show) I will never know. I mean it's a crappy show but hey, it has its rep you know?
*cough* ¬_¬ (Sarcasm, LOL)
How he was made a judge of American Idol (or how Ryan Seacrest is still hosting the show) I will never know. I mean it's a crappy show but hey, it has its rep you know?
*Singer sings lyrics to "Lonely Girl", messing up every high note*
Randy Jackson: Yo Dawg, that was tight. Perfect dawg, I mean dawg, that's the best singing I've ever heard, good job dawg.
*Crowd cheers*
Simon Cowell: Do you ever say anything constructive Randy?
*Randy starts to say something*
Simon: OK, well moving on. Look I feel your performance tonight was very... pathetic.
*Crowd starts booing*
Simon: If that is what people consider singing, I will gladly drop off the face of the Earth and start a modeling career.
Randy Jackson: Yo dawg, don't listen to him dawg. That was great singing dawg.
Randy Jackson: Yo Dawg, that was tight. Perfect dawg, I mean dawg, that's the best singing I've ever heard, good job dawg.
*Crowd cheers*
Simon Cowell: Do you ever say anything constructive Randy?
*Randy starts to say something*
Simon: OK, well moving on. Look I feel your performance tonight was very... pathetic.
*Crowd starts booing*
Simon: If that is what people consider singing, I will gladly drop off the face of the Earth and start a modeling career.
Randy Jackson: Yo dawg, don't listen to him dawg. That was great singing dawg.
by Raw Doggy June 19, 2010
by AlixEverson January 02, 2009
A Randy Jackson is an alcoholic mixed drink named after the famous black guy/america idol judge. the drink consist of arnold palmer, vodka, redbull, and ovaltine. Its called a Randy Jackson because the dark color of the drink and the chocolate
guy 1: dude you were so wasted
guy 2: it was randy jackson
guy 1: the famous black guy?
guy 2: no the drink
guy 2: it was randy jackson
guy 1: the famous black guy?
guy 2: no the drink
by mehale December 18, 2011
(R-and-ie Red-foot)
A horny bastard
A horny bastard
Hey man could you stop acting like a Randy Redfoot when you see my mom?
Damn nigga dem anime titties do be making me feel like a Randy Redfoot tho.
Damn nigga dem anime titties do be making me feel like a Randy Redfoot tho.
by Jebster69 April 25, 2020
by RandyRoss'd May 13, 2013
1. One of the best receivers to ever play in the NFL.
2. Very high quality marijuana. It does not actually have to resemble the squishy plant found on trees.
2. Very high quality marijuana. It does not actually have to resemble the squishy plant found on trees.
1. Glitter, glisten, gloss, floss
I catch a beat running like Randy Moss -Killer Mike, The Whole World
2. We need to pull a Belichick and get us some of that Randy Moss.
I catch a beat running like Randy Moss -Killer Mike, The Whole World
2. We need to pull a Belichick and get us some of that Randy Moss.
by J. Willis March 28, 2008
It Means bad kid random. This is used in video games when a person gets a random kid on their team and he is bad at the game.
by Kyle Hamad February 05, 2009