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by lauren September 2, 2003
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one

It's like a livestrong, only it's white so it doesn't attract bees.And, of course, it says 'one' on it.It raises money for Africa. Fergie,Snoop Dogg, Alicia Keys,Kanye West, Jay-Z, Simple Plan,Brad Pitt,Madonna and Sting all wear a 'one'.Cancer is OUT, Africa is IN!
"man, all these wristbands are gay, but if i had to wear one, i'd probably wear a 'one'.
by Nastina September 5, 2005
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One

1. The first number in order.
2. On the keyboard, it's the number and a exclamation mark.
1. One, two, three, etc.
2. OMG IZ TAT JOO???!!111
by You. December 28, 2005
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one

by Adam January 8, 2003
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one

One is the loneliest number.

Life isn't easy when two are divided
And one has decided to bring down the curtain
And one thing's for certain
There's nothing to keep them together
-Aimee Mann
In this confusing world of social conformity I feel as if I am only one.
by one March 30, 2004
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one oh one

A spare male at a party, or a useless person - always male.

Refers to the fact that in most countries on Earth, there are about 1.01 men for every 1 woman, thus, every one hundred and first male is not going to find a partner ( See www.nationmaster.com for confirmation ).
a:"NAME came to the party stag again?"
b:"Yes, our own little one oh one . . ."
by D F Stuckey July 5, 2004
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One of dem ones!

Meaning when you chat to someeone and they either pretend to know what your going on about or crack da same jokes MUCH MORE THAN TWICE AND CERTAINLY MORE THAN 3 TIMES!or when they dont get the joke at all and you have to explain bare times to the extend of when it just aint funny or when they say da most random shit you have ever heard in your life! you gotta make the sign of the cross across there head and shoulders and say, man its one of dem ones, like ya kinda feel sorry for em. this ones especially for my friend Heidalo if your out there watching this look at me and say its one of dem ones peace and love (yea thats one of hers to and go and suck u mudda dry-but thats anuva story!
kc:why did the chicken cross the road?
highd:pardon?
kc:why did the chicken cross the road?
highd:r u taliking to me?
kc:yes why did it cross the road?
highd:explain that again plz?
by kc January 17, 2005
mugGet the One of dem ones!mug.

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