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omaha snow globe

Your girl takes your cum-filled rubber, stretches it out over her head and then blows it up by exhaling from her nose.
I blew my load then that crazy bitch yanked off my rubber and stuck it over her head and blew it up. Jizz dripping around the sides. It looked kinda like the Omaha snow globe i bought for my niece, except better.
by wierdo9999 January 22, 2010
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Omaha S'mores Slap

The Omaha S'mores Slap: During sex, take a shit, wipe your ass, then slap the toilet paper on her face. then it looks like a s'more:)
While I was fucking her, I took a shit and gave her an Omaha S'mores Slap
by Johnson Wreckter June 21, 2009
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omaha thanksgiving surprise

A fairly recent sexual manuever, which is performed primarily around the holidays. It involves stuffing a woman's vagina full of bread and vegetables, much like sutffing a turkey.
Person 1: "dude, you know that leftover turkey stuffing that no one would eat?"

Person 2: "Yea, why?"

Person 1: " well, lets just say tht christine really loves the holidays."

Person 2: " Ah, the omaha thanksgiving surprise... dude."
by Surgio November 13, 2007
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Omaha Chubb Breaker

When a girl is riding your ding dong and it slips out and she sits down on it, therefore, breaking it in half.
Dude, my girlfriend was riding me last night and she ended up giving me a Omaha Chubb Breaker. Now my dick is in a cast.
by PawPawRanAwayAgain November 12, 2017
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Omaha Creighton Prep

A school consisting of all boys! Considered “rich”. Huge rival is Westside. Prep is known for being the school with drug tests. A kid or two have even broken their fingers to get out of the test! They have also done some school shenanigans to their rival Omaha Westside Highschool. This includes painting their courage rock. And sending them cupcakes because of the incident there.
Oh we play Omaha Creighton Prep this week, we not gon let up and we finna stomp on their throats.
by Omahahighschoolcritic October 2, 2019
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orphan crushing machine

The failures of capitalism that creates and crushes orphans.
Wow, that orphan crushing machine got voted down! Here's hoping we can vote to remove the current orphan crushing machine but it seems to be a hot topic these days.
by OverlordZorp March 27, 2023
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South Omaha

Don't go to South Omaha if you are afraid of culture! You will find a community rich in diversity, pride, and history. South Omaha began as its own town, nicknamed "The Magic City". Annexed in 1915, it is now it is the best part of Omaha. Once a neighborhood of mostly Eastern and Southern European immigrants, it has kept its tradition of welcoming immigrants alive and is now where many Latino immigrants call home.

South Omaha is where you go to find the best Mexican restaurants in Omaha. South Omaha is a place where people come to take a shot at the American dream. Many of the immigrants who came to South Omaha originally worked in the Union Stockyards, a livestock market and meat packing center, which at one time was the largest in the world. The Stockyards closed in 1999, but the South Omaha tradition of rolling up your sleeves hard work has remained.
South Omaha is home to many immigrant and family owned small businesses off 24th Street, and the entire neighborhood.

If you aren't afraid to go east of 72nd Street you may run into a SOB or two while you are here. --That's short for South Omaha Boy or South Omaha Beauty. We'll sit down and have a beer with you in a great South Omaha dive bar. We'll shoot the shit for a minute, but be careful we can smell privileged, entitled douches from a mile away. So by all means stay away if you think mayonnaise is spicy and American needs to make itself great again. You won't like it here and we won't like you either.
by SouthOmahaBeauty March 2, 2021
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