Ntsako

Ntsako directly translates to “Joy “ . It is a South African name often given to children who are genetically blessed and are likely to become athletes one day.

Teacher 1: Who is the strongest in the class?

Coach : Ntsako

Teacher 2: Who is the fastest in the class ?
Coach : Ntsako

Coach : Who is the smartest in the class ?
Teacher 1 : Not Ntsako : )

Coach : All body, no brains I guess💀

by Flanker678 November 22, 2021

Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.

1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.

by Laker John September 22, 2006

nutsackular

n. Portmanteau of "spectacular" and "nutsack" denoting something to be awesome--usually used in either a sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek manner. Used only between males.

Annoyer: d00d, i just p00ned j00!
Annoyee: Yep. You're fucking nutsackular at this game. Words can't begin to describe the skill it took for you to kill me with a rocket launcher whose splash damage covers half the level.

by sum lanj? January 19, 2009

stuff it in your nutsack

Similar to "up yours," this derogatory retort can be used to effectively end any argument.

Person A: "I think your mixtape sucks."
Person B: "Oh yeah? Well, you can stuff it in your nutsack."
Person A: "Snap."

by Ghan & Lisa December 27, 2008

Nevada Nutbag

When a male cuts off his testicals and puts them in a brown paper bag. after this the person walks up to a door sets the bag down on the fronstep and lights the bag on fire. Last, the male rings the doorbell and runs away and watches from a distance.

Oh my god i just gave Mr. jenkins a Nevada Nutbag and when he put out the fire and opened the bag he vomited everywhere.

by Rosetta Stoned May 20, 2009

nautical nutsack

A seaworthy nutsack.

A nutsack of nautical proportions

Jim: did you see bill?. Dave: yeah he's a great captain, he must have one hell of a nautical nutsack

by billy togadero January 11, 2009

NutSac

the stage name of the famous urban poet Arvinium, know for his ground-breaking lyrics and signature pearl necklaces

yo, you going to see nutsac at the club tonight?

by rabinowitz platinumstein July 31, 2004