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Two Weeks Notice

To give advance notice to an employer that one will no longer be employed. Tradition ended once millennials were grown.
I would give a two weeks notice but I’m a millennial and don’t know how so I’ll just quit today via text message.
by ggg121 December 20, 2018
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Not It

This phrase is for those of us who are selfish and narcissistic and would rather watch the people around us do meaningless, mindless chores that plagues our everyday existence.

RULES:
1) Occurs when two or more people are sitting and the task comes up to clean the room, put in a different cd, or get the door (etc.)
2) This CANNOT be spoken until an official count has occurred to 3. When the presence of a task has come up a member of the party will say: "1,2,3..."
3) The person administering the count will be the first to say "Not it" which automatically grants him/her immunity from the task at hand
4) After the administrator says it everyone else now must say "Not It" the fastest
5)The administrator decides with group consensus who the slowest person was who must humiliate himself and perform the task at hand
6) For parties of 4 or more the administrator may be overthrown if there is disagreement over the slowest person
7) Physical Intimidation and force is acceptable for groups of 3 or more to muffle another member of the group in order to prevent them from casting a "Not it"
8) Any female present automatically is given the task the no one wants to do because clearly men are superior to females (Man Law)
9) In the instance of more than one female being present a "Rock, Paper, Scissors" will be administered in a best of 3 tournament
10) For anyone who loses and refuses to perform the task is then immediately shunned from further group activities that night or can opt to stay with the agreement of being the center of jokes for the rest of the night
JP- "Dude, someone close that window it's freezing."

John, Stu, Evan-no one says anything just look with unregistered stares.

JP-Come on guys!

John- "ok, 1,2,3...NOT IT!
Stu-Not it!
Evan-Not it!

JP- "sh*t"
by JohnStrick April 1, 2009
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noit

noit is more gooder than racoon
by Master of Illusions July 18, 2003
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noit

another way of saying "no", but with more emphasis. Seemingly derived from the Dutch "nooit" Also, perhaps a combination of the words "no" and "not"
Guy: Hey, do you know what happened to the last beer?

Guy#2: Noit.
by bballboy25 April 10, 2008
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Noit

Someone who is a know-it-all, but you want to be cool, and when you call someone a know-it-all it makes you sound lame.
Dude, pi is infinite.

No, pie is delicious.

Don't be a noit.
by zomglolzxd April 3, 2010
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put on notice

1) To be put on notice. (n).

2) The act of formally placed on a theoretical list of noteworthy status.
Ex. Bimbo was put on notice.

Ex. Bimbo has repeatedly been put on notice.
by erniejonson August 24, 2014
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Burn Notice

A note left on ones front door of their residence, much like an eviction notice. This is more extreme, however, as the succeeding event invoves the residence being subject to arsen.
Man: What is this in my door?

Landlord: A burn notice. You better get the hell outta here boy.
by WHAHWA March 7, 2010
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