On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.
Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.
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not today dog

a synonym for "no" or "later"
A: hey wanna smoke some weed?
B: Not today dog
by TokenIranian December 12, 2015
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I will sleep early today

Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM
by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023
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Today's sponsor is...

A phrase a youtuber uses to introduce a sponsor, interchangeable with: "but first, a word from our sponsor" or a sneaky segue.
Educational Youtuber: "Today's sponsor is... CuriosityStream!"
by robotlithuania August 03, 2024
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Picnic Today

An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.
"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.
by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022
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