Noner

Nick Jonas's BONER

ahhh shoot! look at that NONER!

by dontforgetxo March 14, 2009

Nosferatu

Usually reserved for vampires, pulling a "Noseferatu" refers to sneaking into your friend's house to sleep with their mother.

Scott: I heard you slept with my mother last night.
Ian: I did. I totally pulled a Nosferatu.

by Idiotboxed November 17, 2009

Nofriendo

Slang used for a gamer that does nothing but play video games his whole life.

Fuck that kid, let him go play his Nofriendo

by Brian Ming September 17, 2005

Noner

The nerd boner, the equivalent to geeking out over something.

Oh man I just got me a noner from that Ironman movie trailer.

by geerob February 16, 2008

nefer

low intelligence documented. "i nefer know nothing."

1. geez, i am awfully sorry. you must be the son of a nefer.
2. i nefer did have smarts.
3. examine yourself. examine yourself.

by #theshitsheis April 19, 2015

noner

opposite of boner; unpleasant, flacid

Dude, look at the fat chick, gives me a huge noner.

by DoubleGG November 8, 2009

noser

When tit fucking a girl, stick the tip of you're dick up her one nostril when you're about to blow you're load. If you blow good enough it should shoot out the other nostril.

Man! I gave this chick a good noser the other night!

by erratic_hondamatic_man August 22, 2003