Faux-CD

Someone who fakes having OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). Some of these parasites say the the D doesn’t mean disorder. These people are turds. They think ocd means being a perfectionist. We gotta weeed em out.

Person 1: don’t move the chair. It’s sets off my OCD.
Person 2: don’t you mean faux-CD, cunt

by Lydtehsquid December 21, 2018

CDS

Can't do shit

My boss has CDS. He doesn't even know how to print a document.

Is she late? Does she have inspirational lines in her email signature? Or does she suffer from CDS in general.

I've been in bed watching netflix alone all day. I think I might have CDS.

by kaptein_hook September 4, 2018

melt a cd

Basically saying go fuck yourself without the cussing. Best if you're around family

"go melt a CD"
What does that even mean
"Fuck yourself"
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"I melted a CD"
"Damn, to what yo?"
"Lesbian scissoring"

by Jax_Kellington April 28, 2017

The good CD

That one BJ CD that makes you drum your steering wheel

Brandon felt excited when he heard the good CD

by SquirtleSays February 18, 2018

CDS

Champion dick sucker

Damn bro, this one girl was a CDS

by Savage brahs November 7, 2020

CDS

cheesy dick syndrome

omg you've got CDS

by lampshade456 January 3, 2021

Target CD

A mediocre compact disc that was manufactured by Wea (Warner-Elektra-Atlantic) from late 1982-till summer 1985. Made in Japan or West Germany. The reason why they call them targets because of the target design in the Disc. People pay stupid amounts of money on them, because they supposedly sound better than the remasters.

Mac: hey man that prince target CD sound good?
Dale: it cost me an arm an a leg

by Western Tunesmith February 7, 2021