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binge scratching

Continually buying and scratching scratch tickets, despite loosing hundreds of dollars.
by crazyjoe321 October 18, 2013
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scratch the barnacle

A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.
She was horny so I went over to scratch the barnacle.
by rapidscan October 19, 2015
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tongue scratching

when you sneak pubic hairs on someone food. most commonly in their sandwich.
when I worked at mcdonalds, me and my co workers would do some tongue scratching when we were bored
by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020
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Crack Scratch

When you have an itchy ass cause you didn't wipe well in the first place. Your whole day changes cause you can't walk properly. So you need to learn to wipe better.
Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.
by Itchytaint December 3, 2021
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Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation
Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011
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T-scratch

1. Robbing one of their virginity with a trident or calering iron.

2. The act of taking pictures of nuggets in the fetal position and then modifying the pictures to make it appear as though the nuggets were in large cities. ie; New York New York, ATL, Detroit, Meadow Springsdaleton.
1. Dude, did you T-scratch her last night???

2. Homo69: Hey, man what'd you do today?
XxLaRgEBaLLsxX69: Oh nothin, I just had to go to my T-scratch meeting at 2:39
by J.Boobie January 6, 2005
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Scratch-A-Doo

adj. When you are bored and decide to analyze your surroundings to find something interesting and you see a girl or guy sneek a scratch. Preferably itching their crotch, boob, or butt.
Dude, i totally just caught that guy doing the Scratch-A-Doo.

No way man, i wanna see.
by LolaChristineArmando. April 4, 2011
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