Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.

"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"

by Van Nostram September 20, 2016

Contact the site owner

Oh, that's new... Yeah, I'll get around to it.

Hym "Huh? 'Contact the site owner?' Usually I just get 'Error 404'... You're not DYING or something, are you!? Make sure you let me know if you're dying or something, but, yeah no I'll get around to it. I'm, like, right in the middle of my campaign against God and the religious institutions and politics and the broader community and the news media and retards... And women who won't fuck me... everyone else... Aaaaaaaand... Animals? I mean, I hate animals but I don't really think the affects them... I don't know. This is like the Harvey Weinstein test so it could take another... 23 years? How long did he rape for? 30 years? So, yeah we're like 7 years in... We got a minute before we hit the deadline... So, yeah if something happens I'll do that but let me know if you're about to die or something and I'll give you... A handshake or something... You have all my other stuff. Yup. Alright. Back to it."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

Complicated-Contact

A person (typically a paraphile) who's status on if you can act on a sexual interest or not is a bit complicated. This can apply to any paraphilia, but may be associated with paraphilias that are harmful when acted upon. These include pedophilia, necrophilia, zoophilia, etc. It might mean that under certain circumstances, these interests can be acted on.

Person 1: I am a complicated-contact sexual sadist. I believe that under certain circumstances (ex: harming a consenting person), I can act on my paraphilia. I am against acting on it in other circumstances.

by mr. awezum July 2, 2025

Contact Hi

When you get so high on Marijuana, you send a message (such as "Hi") to someone you've not spoken to in a great many years

A play on words on "Contact High", which is the phenomenon of getting high from being in a room full of marijuana smoke

Man, y'know Dave?

Yeah bro?
I got so high I sent him a text at midnight that just said "Hey", a fucking Contact Hi

by Jeffbridgesiscool September 13, 2022

no contact contract

A term that is used in which a female has a sugar daddy froma distance. There is no contact. But the contract signifies the money.

Person 1: 'yo she got a no contact contract'
Person 2: 'lucky hoe'

by Hiimpaul021 November 27, 2017

no contact

when two people break up and don’t contact eachother

they are going “no contact”.

by higirllllllllll March 11, 2024

Bicep Contact

When your or someone’s biceps are very large, during conversation they make direct contact with your biceps rather than your eyes first

I was talking to Cody about school and instead of making eye contact, they made direct bicep contact

by AD1997 June 1, 2018