nelly and kelly

nelly and kelly - dilemma.
i.e. to have a dilemma

I'm having a nelly and kelly

by ben davis May 20, 2003

Nelly

Is a bootiful sexy motherfucker. She’s a bad bitch that stand on ur head if u fuck wid her. Yh so don’t fucking mess wid her fam. She’s allergic snakes and perhaps she may murder them if found. Keep ur fingers away or she may chop them off and give it to the wilderness to eat.

Yo, have u seen that sexy muthafucker
Yes,she is called nelly and I think u should keep your fingers out of her sight

by karlmaskete October 29, 2019

Nelly furtado

A dumbass wanna be singer, who has no talent what so ever. AKA: A retard that sits there and doesn't do anything while she gets the people to dance for her.

prep: Have you herd of Nelly furtado?
Cool person: No, and Im glad I haven't.

by THEPIMP!!! July 16, 2006

Woah nelly

A bad alternative to "woo yay", used to say that something is clever or funny.

Some would say this gets a woah nelly, but really it gets a woo yay.

by ship July 28, 2005

nelly

Yet another word for the male parts. Funniest as a double meaning in cheesy jokes about being dared to do something naked.

Diving into the pool naked? Not on your nelly!

by Rose likes pie November 19, 2009

Woah nelly

Used in many sentences, used by the greastest intellects of our world.

Meaning: "goodness!"

"look at that guy. he has his jock-strap pulled waaay over his head"
"woah nelly!"

by emily November 23, 2003

'Whoa Nelly!'

Sexual act.

When you're having sex and you're about to achieve a climax, you reach for your cowboy hat with one hand and put it on then with the other hand you pull off your belt and wrap it around her throat and hold it like the reigns of a horse.
As you climax you pull the reigns back and hold onto your hat with your right hand and yell 'WHOA NELLY!' at the top of your lungs.

+50 points if her name is actually Nelly.

by YourLurchness August 4, 2014