Gringo Napkin Ring

when you put an onion ring around the shaft of your penis and make someone suck you off til they can reach it. from the latin.

i gave sheila a gringo napkin ring!

by shaft_in_your_salad November 20, 2004

Napkin to English Dictionary

A dictionary invented by Cami, the ever-powerful zombie ninja-fairy.

This dictionary is still being written.

Cami is the only known person able to speak fluent napkin.
Therefore, the only one eligible to write the Napkin to English Dictionary.

by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007

Paper Napkin

A white boy.

Hey Keisha, this bar is off the hook. Hella paper napkins be up in this motherfucker.

by simiangang January 16, 2010

Quinny napkin

-noun
1. A sanitary napkin used on the female reproductive organs.
2. A person, usually male, paid to lick ejaculate off of a females reproductive organs in a non-sexual manner.

-adjective
1. a man who likes the taste of his own semen.
2. a wet blanket.

1. My quinny napkins smell like hamburger helper!

2. I only had to pay $25 to have a quinny napkin clean me off after our honeymoon.

3. Josh is a total quinny napkin, I walked in on him while he was cumming in his own mouth.

4. Don't be such a quinny napkin! Drinking and driving is totally safe!

by Happy Sheepy April 7, 2011

napkin boy

See Fredrik for further information.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Napkin Snatcher

(1) Being a conniving evil b*tch with no regard for others

(2) The physical act of stealing napkins

Charlotte stole all of Janet's pads and tampons causing her to bleed onto the shorts she was wearing allowing everyone to see. Therefore, Janet was humiliated; this makes Charlotte a napkin snatcher.

by Anka704 August 28, 2010

damp napkin

When your girlfriend gets her cum in her in your beard

Dude I ate my gf out and she gave me a damp napkin

by Yaboi6798888 May 3, 2018