You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

All Pigs Must Die

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime

Their trotters are in the mud
They're better off with the Son of God
They had no idea
Not even close, not even near

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime

All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are really mine

Cover their faces in blood
They're better off with the Son of God

All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
The law of the claw will make them mine

All pigs must die
That was August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are truly mine

by Death Menace July 8, 2023

you must be busy

You are disorganized and unable to manage your circumstances. I wish I could help you but you wouldn't want my help anyway because you enjoy being busy.

"You must be busy". All the things that you are trying to do and its probably very hard. I am sorry. I wish I could help.

by 6w August 2, 2023

Must-Miss TV

Something that is not worth the effort. Does not apply exclusively to television shows, it refers to anything time-wasting, annoying, moronic, or even something that's "not your cup of tea." Derived from the National Broadcasting Company's slogan for their upcoming fall line-up of 1995: "Must-See TV."

President Biden is addressing the nation? Must-Miss TV.

Weaton and Scalzi? Must-Miss TV!

by n4zhg September 23, 2023

he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her

when a girl is crazy over a man

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back”

Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”

by KT_2x September 28, 2023

I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.

*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

hot must

when you have musty features (such as looking like you haven't showered in 5 days), but it is overpowered by your level of hotness.

daaaaamnnnn *aggressively brushes teeth* that senior from our school is so hot must

by dickcheeselover30 November 29, 2021