An annoying roommate who has at least two of the following qualities: obsesses over the price is right and the muppets, listens to mainly 8-bit music/musical soundtracks/muppet songs, listens to loud music while watching tv or playing a game with loud music, listens and sings to music early in the morning or late at night when people are sleeping, acts very immature when upset (hides under blankets and talks to no one), has no respect for person he is rooming with and anyone living close by. No one likes a muppet man, even his friends secretly hate him. If your roommate has two or more of these qualities you should get a new roommate asap.
Ken: Dude my college roommate sucks. All he does is sit in the room and watch/sing along to the muppets at 8 am!
Meg: Sounds like your roommate is a muppet man...you should switch roommates so you can enjoy college!
Meg: Sounds like your roommate is a muppet man...you should switch roommates so you can enjoy college!
by Zharky April 7, 2010
Get the muppet manmug. Someone without intelligence who tries to make up for it by turning to the devil.
Usually from Plymouth.
Usually from Plymouth.
by Sexy Bint January 1, 2005
Get the nefarious muppetmug. by Stevo! December 8, 2006
Get the MOW MUPPETSmug. by tig.jibbies October 24, 2020
Get the muppet eyesmug. During coitus, one partner (or a third person) inserts their full hand into the anus of the woman and grasps the man's penis through the walls of the rectum and vagina. They then proceed to masturbate the penis while simultaneously fisting the woman rectally.
by Inoffensive_Account August 20, 2016
Get the muppet wankmug. During a prostate exam the doctor forces him or her arm into your anal cavity and works your mouth like a puppet!
Last year at my prostate exam, my doctor made me his Arizona muppet and worked my mouth like a puppet!
by AzRev January 30, 2022
Get the arizona muppetmug. by asuz April 30, 2012
Get the Gay Muppetmug.