Using a crash cart to deliberately induce the expulsion of genital body fluids from a fresh corpse. This is typically done when one does not have a munging partner and instead must resort to his/her own devices. Commonly carried out by medical students and EMTs, who have access to both crash carts and fresh corpses.
Man, I just got done with my midterm physiology exams, I think I'm going to go for an Electric Mung tonight.
by mungolian September 18, 2007
by Luvern Smalls March 01, 2007
Mung is a gooey substance formed when the body dies and the internal organs rot, turning into human gravy inside the body. Often times when coroners find a females body days after death mung will ooze out the female organs when moving the body. Coroners jokingly describe this as a mung party.
by baron von zuth June 29, 2005
This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.
Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 July 06, 2020
A type of warthog found only in near the equator and is worshipped almost as a god by many ancient Amazonian tribes. The mung warthog is extremely sensitive to sunlight and is most commonly known for its habit of burrowing into old graves, during the harsh daylight, with its mate and munging buried corpses for sustainance and recreation.
Timon: Wow! Thats a nasty rash, when did you get that?!
Pumbaa: When I was a mung warthog!
Timon: Nice, very nice.
Pumbaa: When I was a mung warthog!
Timon: Nice, very nice.
by TheGodbler March 03, 2011
I woke up today with a half mung
I go to work in the morning with a half mung
Yo Dimi tried to sodomise me with his half mung
I go to work in the morning with a half mung
Yo Dimi tried to sodomise me with his half mung
by DIMI LOVES THE February 21, 2015
by Freightrain June 20, 2018