electric mung

Using a crash cart to deliberately induce the expulsion of genital body fluids from a fresh corpse. This is typically done when one does not have a munging partner and instead must resort to his/her own devices. Commonly carried out by medical students and EMTs, who have access to both crash carts and fresh corpses.

Man, I just got done with my midterm physiology exams, I think I'm going to go for an Electric Mung tonight.

by mungolian October 1, 2007

Mung Garlic

(N.)When a fat hoe, particularly a preggo, farts a dribbly string of bubbles that contains blood

honey, get off the the floor before the dog starts licking your mung garlic

by Luvern Smalls July 20, 2008

mung party

Mung is a gooey substance formed when the body dies and the internal organs rot, turning into human gravy inside the body. Often times when coroners find a females body days after death mung will ooze out the female organs when moving the body. Coroners jokingly describe this as a mung party.

Wow Fred, we picked up that girl at the abandoned house downtown, you missed quite a mung party.

by baron von zuth July 10, 2005

half mung

A half erect peni

I woke up today with a half mung

I go to work in the morning with a half mung

Yo Dimi tried to sodomise me with his half mung

by DIMI LOVES THE February 20, 2015

Mung Hook

Firefighter tool similar in use to a New York Hook.

Guys, have you seen my Mung Hook... I set it down somewhere around here.

by KurMungeon December 6, 2022

Munga mung

When food doesn’t chew or taste quite right but you can’t say exactly what’s wrong with it

Do you like it? Er I don’t know.... It just tastes a bit munga mung.

by Freightrain June 20, 2018

COVID-Munging

This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.

Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?

Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?

Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 July 6, 2020