laggin like a motherfucker 

A term used to describe the amount of fail lag at gigabits lan center.

Im up here at gigabits and it's laggin like a motherfucker. P.S. Tom says "Hi!"

laggin like a motherfucker by Sapp726 July 14, 2009

son of a motherfucker

Unlike son of a bitch which is in reference to ones canine mother, son of a motherfucker is in reference to ones father that it is assumed was a motherfucker.

Can also be used as a curse when frustrated or infuriated by something.

Ask Doug?! Why, I wouldn't trust that son of a motherfucker as far as I could throw him.

What is wrong with this goddamn remote?! Son of a motherfucker!

After spilling your cereal all over the floor:
Oh, man. Son of a motherfucker! Shit!

son of a motherfucker by Mr. Wisdom August 27, 2009

motherfuckerey 

A low-brow, and absolutely self-serving or inconsiderate act of wrongdoing. Typically preceded by the term "punk-ass" to impart emphasis.

Your boyfriend went out with his friends and left you home alone on your birthday? That is some punk ass motherfuckerey

motherfuckerey by The Reverend J-Silk February 4, 2010

Motherfuckingtwoballedbitchwithapingpongpussyandarubberhosedick 

The only word you would use if you were that angry

Mother-Fucking-Titty Sucking-Two balled Bitch-With a Ping Pong pussy-And a rubber hosed dick.

Guy 1: "HA HA HA HA, YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, JUST KILL YOURSELF!"
Guy 2: (Screams) "YOU Motherfuckingtwoballedbitchwithapingpongpussyandarubberhosedick"

Motherfuckingtwoballedbitchwithapingpongpussyandarubberhosedick by VISH_AZ November 20, 2015

Motherfuckery 

A new type of magic where someone does something stupid or mean all the time

That guy is using Motherfuckery again

Motherfuckery by Crazyness49 January 11, 2017

Real Motherfucker 

Billy J. His name alone tells you he is, was, and always will be one of the realest motherfuckers there ever was. Billy the realest motherfucker who everwas,gives nofucks about motherfucker who wasn't. He has been said to have told Chuck Noris to his face he looked like a fake motherfucker and walked away unscathed.

Yo Clark who is that? "That's a real motherfucker like Billy".

Real Motherfucker by bigirishballs March 29, 2019

Cheeto Motherfucker 

A person who would proudly call themselves a “gamer”. This person would typically shower once a week or every two weeks and their hands will be crusted with Cheeto dust at all times. This person would also smell like shit and live with their parents. They’ll also have greasy hair 24/7 despite any annual showers because you just can’t wash that shit off. When they travel in groups they are referred to as “a bag of Cheetos”

Jeez, take a shower man you look like a Cheeto motherfucker.

Cheeto Motherfucker by Cassy🌃 October 1, 2019