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mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick
Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
by casserole surprise November 4, 2014
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mosquito feeling

the feeling of a mosquito shooting itself up your arsehole and flying around up there a bit before fucking off.

usually lasts around 5-10 seconds and means go for a shit
guy sittin down suddenly raises arse off the chair "fuuuuuck!" "sup mate?" "mosquito feeling..."
by F34RL355 F13ND January 28, 2010
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Mosquito gang

A group of individuals who have organized orgys that hurt my buthole really bad
Jamal: you can't be part of the Mosquito gang if you don't have a wide asshole!
Jamarian: my assyolw is wide let me in!
by Shweesemeister March 30, 2023
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mosquito

mosquito s a r e u h g l i
by pewdiepies mum March 29, 2019
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Mosquito Account

A social media account that gains fame not through the use of their own creativity or wit, but by gathering substance using the content of other creators, usually smaller then their own, to gain a larger following. The intent is to seem like they have a purpose, and are not just on their bed waiting for the next installment of My Chemical Depression.
"Hey, this instagram account is so talented, look at all their art styles"

"Jaminson, They're a mosquito account, please unfollow them and not be cringe anymore"
by Drywall Reviewer July 8, 2022
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Mosquito Hairy Masturbation

A mosquito with very hairy private parts wanks to pictures of mosquito boobies.
Mhm Gurl. = Mosquito Hairy Masturbation | Growing Unlimited Red Lust
by juddily November 24, 2024
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Australian Bullfighting Mosquito

The Australian Bullfighting Mosquito is a notoriously dangerous and invasive species of mosquito found along the East coast of Australia. They are known to travel alone and typically reside in forest areas. They are one of the most dangerous species of mosquito as they are fatally poisonous and trick victims by their fly like appearance.
When we saw an Australian Bullfighting Mosquito while camping we dropped our belongings and ran
by Fijiwateramigo January 2, 2024
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