Squished Mosquito 

The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.

A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.

Squished Mosquito by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013

russian mosquito 

When a woman is eaten out while on her period.

Dude, I went down on my girl last night and I was like a fucking Russian mosquito.

russian mosquito by kat-geo May 26, 2016

Drama Mosquito 

A person who flocks to drama or tries to cause drama over a small event

"All I did was say I dont think Donald Trump is the best president and now I have drama mosquito over here yelling at me over it"

Drama Mosquito by Green OakTM February 4, 2017

anal mosquito 

A very analy mosquito

"Is that a flying anus?" " Nope, just an anal mosquito

anal mosquito by PapiNorts April 9, 2017

money mosquito 

American insurance companies

Those blood-sucking insurance companies

You mean the money mosquito's?

money mosquito by lmaougottabekidding July 13, 2017

Guito Mosquito 

Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.

In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.

Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems

Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?

Buddy#1: I dunno.

Guito Mosquito by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018

Bloody mosquito 

Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw

Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!

Bloody mosquito by Ret-V April 29, 2021