The national pastime of stuffing your ladyfriend's love wound with pepperoni, covering your sausage and cheese wiz, and proceeding to fuck the shit out of her
Nothing gets me through the day better than waiting to get home to pizza mashing the love of my life
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“What did you eat at McDonald’s? “
“I had a McShitstain and it was so goodie left shitstains on my boxers!”
“I had a McShitstain and it was so goodie left shitstains on my boxers!”
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(F.Y.I., Mayor McShiv is most deadly when he teams with his own Partner In Crime, **The Ass|Burglar.**
if you see these two together ... well, you had better run away, as fast as you can, ´less you want to wind up a Bloody, Cummy, Holey, Traumatized Mess.)
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actually, "Mayor McShiv" was introduced to The World, for the first time, as a part of the punch|line of one of Conan o'Brien's hilarious Monologue Jokes, on a May 11, 2006 taping of 'Late Night with Conan o'Brien'; whereäs with The Ass|Burglar, it would appear as if _he_ has been around, for millennia -- suffice It to say, The Ass|Burglar definitely is _not_ exclusive to the McDonalds' brand.
:-(
anyway, "McShiv" is a play on the word "McCheese," as in 'Mayor McCheese,' who himself was an actual part of The McDonalds' "Family," up until some point-of-time in the 1970s; if you'd like to get some background on this **Mayor McCheese** fella, you get It from Wikipedia.
(F.Y.I., Mayor McShiv is most deadly when he teams with his own Partner In Crime, **The Ass|Burglar.**
if you see these two together ... well, you had better run away, as fast as you can, ´less you want to wind up a Bloody, Cummy, Holey, Traumatized Mess.)
_\|/_
actually, "Mayor McShiv" was introduced to The World, for the first time, as a part of the punch|line of one of Conan o'Brien's hilarious Monologue Jokes, on a May 11, 2006 taping of 'Late Night with Conan o'Brien'; whereäs with The Ass|Burglar, it would appear as if _he_ has been around, for millennia -- suffice It to say, The Ass|Burglar definitely is _not_ exclusive to the McDonalds' brand.
:-(
anyway, "McShiv" is a play on the word "McCheese," as in 'Mayor McCheese,' who himself was an actual part of The McDonalds' "Family," up until some point-of-time in the 1970s; if you'd like to get some background on this **Mayor McCheese** fella, you get It from Wikipedia.
The Actual Joke in which The World was Introduced to **Mayor McShiv**:
Conan o'Brien -- "This week, true story, a man in Chicago was sent to prison for five years for embezzeling $600,000 from McDonalds. Friends say while in prison he should watch out for Mayor McShiv and the Ass Burglar."
Conan o'Brien's Audience -- "(gasps in horror at the thought of Gay Prison Sex)"
Conan o'Brien -- "This week, true story, a man in Chicago was sent to prison for five years for embezzeling $600,000 from McDonalds. Friends say while in prison he should watch out for Mayor McShiv and the Ass Burglar."
Conan o'Brien's Audience -- "(gasps in horror at the thought of Gay Prison Sex)"
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