peter morris

Your common horny little sex slave. Can't open a pickle jar on his own, but hell does he give a killer hand job. He is known around town for his complementary over the pants handy's. No one can quite understand how such strong hands can have a tender embrace. Over all a nice dude with a born talent for hand jobs.

Damnit Molly that kids such a Peter Morris. He keeps giving my boyfriend stellar hand jobs.

by GrumpyAssNugget February 8, 2015

Morris

What a Fucking hoe

Morris is such a fucking hoe

by Bessybish November 13, 2018

DJ Morris

Goat that’s gonna take over the world

Dj Morris is the goat

by GoatSeeker December 13, 2018

Tyler Wanda Morris

Tyler Wanda Morris was the first to offer the train to the airport. You have to go to the doctor. You are welcome to also take the Tyler Wanda Morris to the doctor.

Thank Ghandi that the Tyler Wanda Morris was able to take me to the grocery store.

by lilmizhyper July 20, 2018

morgan morris

Someone who is literally just the worst thing in the world. i.g. a crazy maniac disturbing the peace.

Omg, he's such a morgan morris.

by notgrosslikemorgan May 30, 2018

Mount Morris

Mount Morris, Michigan; an incredibly small town north of Flint. It includes all of the “perks” of living in Flint, ghetto corner stores, hood rats, and a road straight to Beecher. Fortunately for the citizens, however, Mount Morris has clean water AND cops, though some of them may be corrupt. Their high schools teen pregnancy rate could be better, but lucky for them 80% of the schools population is gay anyway! Ah, good ole Mount Morris. The city where the most interesting thing to do is walk to speedway to get a slushie! If you want to do anything worth your time you have to go to Clio, just steer clear of the rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks that reside there.

Mount Morris? That’s a city? I thought it was a sub-division of Flint.

by QueenGeneseeCounty May 21, 2018

Emily Morris

A dumb bitch who’s dating Nico Gomez. But she’s really funny and the best person ever and she can always make you smile. Her dad recently moved to fort worth! True, yes! Facts, stated!

Noah: blueface baby Hey did y’all see Nemo today?
Person 2: What’s Nemo?
Noah: Just the best couple ever including Nico Gomez and Emily Morris
Person 3: I’ve seen them fuck before
Emily: N-WORD

by 69696 0K B00M3R November 20, 2019