Monstered

To be rejected by someone romantically because all they see you as is a monster

Dude i got monstered by every chick at the club last night!

by monsterlyfe February 21, 2018

flopta monsta

nothing. it doesn't exist.

i had a dream that i was getting attacked by a flopta monsta but then i woke up and realized it doesn't exist.

by bryan g (yo lizard) May 4, 2008

cookie monster

What comes after the letter "R". Also known as a funny Vine from Sesame Street.

Kermit the Frog and little girl: (singing) Q, R,

Little Girl: (giggling) Cookie Monster

Kermit: ...

by Joey Calvan December 3, 2017

manstress

1. Male mistress
2. A woman's man on the side

That girl's got a manstress.
That manstress aint nothing but a bitch.

by g33kZilla December 25, 2004

Monster Closet

Monster Closet: origin: Noun. Wolfenstein 3-D. but has also been found in later games such as Doom, Doom II, and the recent Doom III. Monster Closets are defined as being small chambers that monsters lurk in awaiting a victim to approach a certain vicinity or acquire a triggered object. Upon tripping said trigger, the wall (closest to the victim) of the Monster Closet is suddenly opened effectively causing the victim to wet his/her pants in terror and spray gunfire wildly in an attempt to erradicate said monster.

Person 1: "I totally hate the new Doom III game."

Person 2: "Why's that?"

Person 1: "Because it's full of monster closets that constantly make me have to change my underwear."

by [q3w]The Soup Nazi September 10, 2005

morning monster

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

by bird June 18, 2004

meth monsters

the shadows you see out of the corner of your eye when youve been up for a week high on crystal methamphetamine

by cheese taco September 6, 2003