Mockstalgia

Nostalgia for places/events/things that never occurred or do not exist.

She has Mockstalgia for Argletown

by Dynamo0602 February 23, 2021

MockB

MockB is only a tool
to raise penalty points to the highest level
by accommodating diverse verges and mock
in accordance with award point labor.
MockB is merely a means, not an end in itself.

He is total MockB.

by anonymous May 18, 2022

kade mockett

Ugly (and fat) cunt, that finger bangs chicks in the bushes and jerks off to boys farting videos ong. He also got legit no musclez

“Did u hear about kade mockett’s cock? It’s so small”

by Joedouglas69420 December 21, 2021

mockumentary

An extremely profitable production of deceptive and shocking media, typically with a scary title, that is intended to divide a society into two warring, social factions by employing subtle international terrorism that convinces people they must relinquish control over their lives to a reigning bureaucracy in order to save the planet from themselves.

Scared: "Oh no, the sky is melting, we need to stop breathing and farting or we are all going to die!"

Reasonable: "What? Are you crazy?!"

Scared: "Me? You're the fool. You're going to kill us all! haven't you seen that documentary "An Inconsistent Boob"? The producer even gives speeches warning us about you people who are just too selfish and ignorant to see the truth.

Reasonable: "Oh, I get it, you fell for some money-hungry trickster's digitally altered mockumentary."

by Your liberator February 20, 2011

mockingbird soda bomb

when you would rip off the body off a mockingbird, which must've been caught during an orgasm, then shoving our partners middle finger in it, which must thrust through the ass of the mockingbird, then pouring some type of soda all over the corpse and finger, then shoving the whole thing into a bottle of Coca-Cola, and drinking the Cola, mixed with the bloody remains of the mockingbird, and some flesh from your partners finger.

"Dude, I was so fucked up last night after having sex, I thought a mockingbird soda bomb would help... it didn't..."

by D3f0rm3d $k!!3r March 28, 2010

Mockery

The explanation of anything wrong with the world

Justin "Hilary Clinton lost the vote"
Karen "That's a goddamn mockery"

Lucifer "I lost my pen cap"
Minion "What a mockery"

by aukaenak August 24, 2010

Mockfuthernig

An insult for what I callz yo' momz.

You are one mockfuthernig bitcah!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2003