Moist Milton

It's like a wet willy, but with the big toe. Moisten your big toe and stick it in an unsuspecting victim's ear.

"I'm going to give you a moist milton later."

by i_love_rollerskating October 9, 2022

moist clutch

A very wet cake shaped like a clutch handbag.

"Can't wait to enjoy your moist clutch"

by Moist clutch August 31, 2017

Moist butt

Feeling totes terrible.

I feel like moist butt today

by Stuff. October 9, 2016

Moist Frederick

The act of shatting in one’s mouth(possibly both shatting in each others mouth at the same time)

Me and Cornelius just did a moist Frederick

by Chewbaca7 May 30, 2022

Moist Dragon

Used to refer to a used tampon but can also be used as an insult.

e.g. Sarah pulled out the moist Dragon.

e.g.2 John! Stop being a moist Dragon!

by Næþālîc June 20, 2017

Moist Balls

The point at which your balls moisten with the anticipation of oncoming sexual acts

Dude, I totally got moist balls last night on my date when she bent over to pick up her keys

by shmandrew February 14, 2012

Moist poo

1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.

2. A watery defecation.

"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."

by ETeezy January 18, 2010