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Moist Milton

It's like a wet willy, but with the big toe. Moisten your big toe and stick it in an unsuspecting victim's ear.
"I'm going to give you a moist milton later."
by i_love_rollerskating October 9, 2022
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moist clutch

A very wet cake shaped like a clutch handbag.
by Moist clutch August 31, 2017
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Moist butt

by Stuff. October 9, 2016
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Moist Frederick

The act of shatting in one’s mouth(possibly both shatting in each others mouth at the same time)
Me and Cornelius just did a moist Frederick
by Chewbaca7 May 30, 2022
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Moist Dragon

Used to refer to a used tampon but can also be used as an insult.
e.g. Sarah pulled out the moist Dragon.

e.g.2 John! Stop being a moist Dragon!
by Næþālîc June 20, 2017
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Moist Balls

The point at which your balls moisten with the anticipation of oncoming sexual acts
Dude, I totally got moist balls last night on my date when she bent over to pick up her keys
by shmandrew February 14, 2012
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Moist poo

1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.

2. A watery defecation.
"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."
by ETeezy January 18, 2010
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