Moist Piglets

Wow those are pretty Moist Piglets over there
by Captain Sometingwong July 27, 2017
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moist chutney

the act of moisening someones chutney with a moist cloth, towel, or wet whipe getting a no scope headshot in Halo Reach with my penis, not having bathed for four weeks, barrying the chinese hooker that I bought last week and paid for in euros, dirka dirka allah jehad takes a shower with his mac book for 45 minutes, insiminating 36 people in one sitting, sprinting through the Mekong Delta sodomizing the VC with a half eaten Buger King cheese burger that you found in the garbage
dude last night at that party Chuck Norris moisened several girls chutneys all at the same time without taking his own clothes off

marcus the cat moisening the chutney of a female pitbull

Alex Vogt Tactical:Extreme chutney moisener

Jet Li eats more moist chutney then you do
by agg tactical May 29, 2011
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Moist Chicken

When a dude bust a nut on greasy chicken and stick it into the female's anus. Then the dude eats it while the Chicken is still in the female's anus.
"I'm going to do the Moist Chicken in you tonight."
by Milkw June 23, 2017
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Crack Moist

Cassie knew she would crack moist if she saw that hot guy from work again.
by Chips Mckenzie May 02, 2011
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moist clunge

The stickiest slimiest poon to be ever recognised, a word used to repulse females in a instant and broaden the smile of males. Mentioning these combination of words together in front of ones family while cause instant dishonour.
That's some moist clunge, you ready to go in deep?"
by Maximum spunk December 30, 2016
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Moist poo

1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.

2. A watery defecation.
"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."
by ETeezy January 18, 2010
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Moist Balls

The point at which your balls moisten with the anticipation of oncoming sexual acts
Dude, I totally got moist balls last night on my date when she bent over to pick up her keys
by shmandrew January 24, 2012
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