Smush Mitten

Fine Ass Pussy, you would love to have intercourse with

Megan Fox is so fine, I want her to be my smush mitten.

Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes

Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck

by gnix February 26, 2009

Dick Mittens

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.

I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens

by flashh July 10, 2010

chocolate maintenance

The use of chocolate to detoxify habitual users of heroin or opiate painkillers.

Typical dialog from someone on chocolate maintenance:

"OMG, I am so dopesick.. HAND OVER THAT CADBURY BAR!!"

by nocturnal June 25, 2006

Squish Mitten

a term used when refering to a woman's vagina. see also Quiver Bone

I put my quiver bone in her squish mitten

by otsego January 3, 2008

Maintenance Poop

The act of visiting the bathroom with the intention to only urinate, but instead relieve a little poop as well as a means to prolong the time between your next bathroom visit.

I sat down on the toilet to take a piss on my lunch break, but I thought a maintenance poop would be a good idea since I have a meeting coming up.

by Lumbertrap September 18, 2015

high maintenance

A person who has expensive taste (re. clothing, restaurants, etc.).
This person is never comfortable because he/she is constantly concerned about his/her appearance.
This person feels they are better than most people and usually judge others based on outward appearances.

I am not high maintenance

by John March 22, 2004

mingen

Incredibly ugly. To have a face that resembles a bulldog chewing on a wasp. Comes from Northern England.

Oh my god, look at that bird! She's mingen!

by Matthias April 16, 2005