The Midget Army is a group of small people that form together to take on anything that intimidates them. They are cool people once you get to know them, but don't go too far with the small jokes.
Nathan- Ha! You guys look like you are in kindergarten!
Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!
Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.
Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!
Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.
by A Member Of The Midget Army December 27, 2013
High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.
"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."
"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."
"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."
by The word bandit January 15, 2010
Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.
by Smokey Tits December 05, 2010
Person 1, "Oh no, its the midget gang, don't call them small"
Person 2, "Haha look how short they are!"
Midgets, "YOU MESS WITH THE MIDGETS YOU GET THE GANG BITCH"
Person 2, "Haha look how short they are!"
Midgets, "YOU MESS WITH THE MIDGETS YOU GET THE GANG BITCH"
by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020
mostly used in video games midget buzzing is the act of sneaking up on a person and clapping it from behind while the person dies without realising
guy 1: dude you should get pubg that game is awesome me and my buddy were just midget buzzing everyone
guy2: tf is midget buzzing
guy1: sneaking up on tards and killing them while they dont realise
guy2: tf is midget buzzing
guy1: sneaking up on tards and killing them while they dont realise
by gajunas July 22, 2018
by Jsp05208 May 07, 2022
This sexual act is performed by a group of 10 or more midgets. This act requires one to lay on his back while the others began to pile on filling any hole they can find. Typically done at orgies to entertain orgy goes of normal heights.
Rick: Well Dan I tell ya you should have been at the orgy last night. we had a midget stack as entertainment
Dan: well shit I wish I was there now
Dan: well shit I wish I was there now
by Mr.Diddler March 07, 2019