Mary Alice

This is the correct spelling. Hyphenated is ridiculously inferior. She's typically a hot schmexy person who could destroy your mom in a heartbeat. Don't mess with her. If you call her "Mary" then say goodbye to your life. She will also win at every single argument. Despite all this she is actually a very friendly individual if you get to know her. She can be very flirtatious especially with how she calls all her friends "Babe". She will ironically hop onto trends but refuse to do anything too stupid.

Teacher calling roll: "Is Mary here?"
*silence*
Teacher: "guess not"
Mary Alice: "Well MAYBE if you SAID IT RIGHT I might ACTUALLY RESPOND FOR ONCE"

by imextremelyhot February 17, 2022

Easy Mary

When using the bathroom, instead of wiping, getting in the shower. Usually occurs after a hard night of drinking.

Arron had wiped four times already with not much progress so he decided to take an Easy Mary.

by rexxhott March 21, 2011

Virgin Mary Syndrome

An extremely attractive young evangelical who frustrates mankind by refusing to allow anyone to sample her fine genetic attributes. Whilst occasionly this condition can be cured by marriage, in general, such women will shamelessly parade both their physical magnificance and their moral superiority before all men in order to satisfy their relentless desire for universal recognition. Virgin Mary Syndrome is commonly abbreviated to VMS.

Matt: Hey babe, grab your coat love, you've pulled.

Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.

Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?

by 69 All Stars May 8, 2013

Sweet Mary Joseph

A curse phrase, often used to convey shock or horror of a situation. Devised from the term "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" but used more in a "strooth" fashion.

*man walks by who is incredibly attractive*

"Sweet Mary Joseph"

*drops shopping*

by Nottheoneyouthinkitis August 24, 2016

Queen Mary University

A type of university that likes to accept international students and reject home students so that they can get more money

I heard the University of Illinois is Queen Mary University

by No_Quarter_for_them March 6, 2020

white trash bloody mary

a delicious concoction of V8 juice and premium Burnett's vodka. usually a two to one ratio of V8 to vodka. stir and serve over ice to impress all your trailer park friends at the next brunch at the redneck yacht club.

"Hey Kelley, can you make my white trash bloody mary with Spicy Hot V8? I need a kick this morning.."

"Best hangover cure? White trash bloody mary and a wake and bake session."

by KentuckyGentleman October 11, 2011

Saint John Mary International School

It’s a school in Saraburi where Saraburian people goes to study for English environment. There are variety of people from across the globe which attend this school. However, they all seems to hate this school, because of bad school system. Every went down since 2018 because they keep firing teachers out to get any possible white teachers replace.

The canteen sucks here. The only place in the world to find a cockroach in a noodle boiled with it. After 2019, they higher the prices of everything in the school.

The owner of the school took the money from students’ tuition fee just to make a playground for kindergarten which kids barely plays it, instead of renovating the school.

The teacher here mostly smoke and most of the students here smoke and drink, too.

HELP ME, I AM DYING OF THIS SAINT JOHN MARY INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL DYSTOPIAN SYSTEM HERE. TAKE ME OUT OF HERE!!!

by ONE OF THE DYING SJMIS STUDENT January 26, 2020