Swollen Members

The only listenable rap group in the world, so they make up for the fact that they are Canadian.

"Breath"
"Fuel Injected"
"Long Way Down"

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

Black Mamba

a highly venomous, slender, olive-brown to dark gray penis that moves with great speed and agility. Native to eastern and southern Africa. A penis like this could also be found in the home of Patrick Johnson's, who is located in Arizona. It is the largest poisonous penis on the continent.

Yeah, Patricks Black Mamba is UNREAL.

by Taraberra May 21, 2011

please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays..

A really shitty use of the word tag

If you clicked this, you know

by Freak July 30, 2003

Functioning member of society

when someone shows a good example on how to act publicly most people like to honor that kind of person with loads of respect and I mean butt loads

Elsasser: Tobar, what do you think

Tobar: Uh, I think you gotta be fair

Elsasser: See class why can't you be a functioning member of society like Tobar

by el equis June 4, 2009

black mamba

the act of slapping someone in the mouth or nose, while that person is asleep. Made popular on the hit show, Wild Boyz

It's time to give Steve-O a black mamba

by Dustin McWilliams July 30, 2005

Manhattan Membrane

The ideological bubble that periodically causes American liberals to believe that they're in Sweden.

Random liberal: Oh my stars! It's Sweden!

Normal American: "Where?"

by Speaking truth to...never mind... February 2, 2005

card-carrying member

Anyone who uses the reputation of an organization they belong to in order to try to further their career/social advancement, and use it as a pedestal to look down on others who aren't a member of said organization. Instead of carrying the values of the organization, they attempt to let the values of the organization carry them, usually to their detriment.

Tom is a card-carrying member of his fraternity. He feels that wearing his letters gives him an excuse to be an asshole to everyone who's not one of his brothers, and assumes that his connections will get him a job after college, even though he drinks and jacks off all day and never goes to class.

Susan is a card-carrying member of PETA. Her entire identity is built around the ideals of one organization. She is not imaginative enough to develop a personality of her own, so instead she adopts the angry bleeding-heart liberal stereotype.

by ramma jamma August 22, 2008