melad

the fatest person ever to exist on planet earth and he will never feel the touch of a woman

omg melad is so fat and ugly

by minmammaarvacker1337 November 23, 2021

La mela

Spanish for "massive cunt"

My mate lamy went to spain on holidays all the locals were calling him la mela

by Kirton nick July 9, 2020

Melanated Mom's Multicultural kids

Melanated Mom's Multicultural kids - brown women with kids of seven cultures.

Melanated mom's Multicultural kids - well rounded and cultured, they teach they're kids how the world will view them and when they grow older the children are spiritually and physically strong and stable enough to take on what life throws at them.

by Loveyanna January 18, 2022

medfag

Noun. a real prick that explains a common cold in detailed medical terms nobody else can understand.

“I called my doc this morning to ask about a headache I was having and he was being a real medfag. I left the conversation with no clue what the diagnosis was”

"Your stuffy nose is probably Nasopharyngitis." "Dude don't be such a medfag. It's fucking allergy season."

by daddaddad July 26, 2018

melancollie

How Lassie would feel anytime she was away from her family.

Now that Lassie is back living with Joe and his parents, she has no further reason to feel melancollie.

by QuacksO March 2, 2019

Melad

A narcissistic individual.

That guy is a real Melad.

by The Duffy January 16, 2021

melancholy

a type of fruit with a rough outer shell.

The fruit salad is adorned with a whole lot of melancholy.

by Gina June 30, 2005