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Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress
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Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress
Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.
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After 3:00pm EST, all bodily function are operating normally, along with a rejuvenated sense of joy and mirth.
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Winters in London are very accommodating to the disease.
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