mathematics

An arcane discipline invented by the ancients to ensure full employment among pointy headed professors who lack social skills to enter or succeed in any of the social sciences, including spelling. The principal means by which this is achieved is to establish an extensive, cascading order of complexity, such that each class is offered only as a prerequisite to the next.

Mathematics is the language of tenure. Since university administrators invariably come from more serious disciplines, they could give a rat's what goes on in the math department, excepting, of course the math professors' occasional brush with the FBI and kiddy porn.

She: Why am I having to take all this goddamn math?

He: To help Dr. Goldbaum enjoy lap dances down at the truck stop.

by hoze-a March 30, 2007

machomp

Someone ugly on the inside.
Typically drives a tricked out two door Honda with a converitble top, with the license plate that reads "MACHOMP" (this was a real experience)

Wow, that guy in the tricked out Honda is a total douchebag.
Yeah, he is pretty much a machomp.

by carijewell August 20, 2008

mathamatize

To apply math to a problem in order to solve it.

Guy: How are we going to figure this out?
Girl: Simple, we just need to mathamatize it.

by Luke Asa December 9, 2008

Mathematics

A subject taught in school. It is the study of numbers and how they work. Shortened to "maths" in England or "math" in America. Many people hate it but some people (like me) love it. It is a requirement in the UK for most jobs.

Teacher: "You must pass your mathematics GCSE, or you won't get a job."

by MathsIsAmazing October 16, 2019

Mathematics

-To mathemath

synonyms : to suffer

Watching a book full of numbers and letters and not understanding.

Something you avoid.
Something that should be illegal.
Something that makes me cry at 2:00 and then comming to a text and seeing a chapter that doesn't even exist in the whole scholarity and nobody have ever witnessed and then getting a 20 just because you wrote your name and didn't understand the language and the calculs the papers were talking about, and quiting wanting to be a doctor because school isn't for everyone.

Antonyms: Happiness, future, joy

Someone 1: Why are you crying?
Someone 2: Mathematics
Someone 1: i see

by schoolisntforeveryone April 9, 2023

Mathemasochist

A PhD candidate in pure mathematics who derives pleasure from being grilled for their 3rd thesis defense after failing 2 times.

A: Jackson is such a mathemasochist!

B: yeah, he derives pleasure from being grilled every time!

by Mathematicus May 31, 2023

Mathematics

Mathematics is a subject used to kill 98% of the human brain cells hence the term Mental Abuse To Humans aka (MATH)

Mathematics kills you.... Math is death

by unanimous0 March 5, 2019