West Texas Massage 

when someone beats a rattlesnake to death with a baseball bat or any other hard sports item.

"the other day little john juan yelled snake!"
"what did u do?"
"i gave that serpent a good ol' west texas massage with the woman's sex toy"

West Texas Massage by THUNDER_N_U_T_Z February 23, 2010

murse massage 

Murse or man purse is known as either a small bag carried by a man or a mans testicles due to their sack like quality. A murse massage is the act of sliding the shaft of one's penis between the two globes or spheres of the testicles and moving it forward and backwards.

Paul wanted to give Jack a murse massage, but Paul's scrotum just couldn't reach the width of Jack's engorged man meat.

murse massage by Anonymoustheonly March 5, 2017

popsicle massage 

So this is how we got baby... a full body massage

What even is a popsicle massage? #lamaze?

popsicle massage by hascallrascal October 4, 2017

marshmallow massage 

When a girl gives you oral sex an u cum in her mouth an she keeps sucking

My girl gave me a marshmallow Massage

marshmallow massage by HeadBussa11 December 21, 2017

Hug massage 

When you hug somebody and there hug is like a gentle massage.

It was like a hug massage

Aww I live for those
Yah that’s rare

Hug massage by Heyitsmeeeee August 13, 2018

Pity massage

When someone flexes or brags, but in a way that degrades or is negative for them, typically so that others will give them sympathy or attention. The opposite of flex.

Yeah she kept talking about how she sucks at math. She just trying to pity massage on us.

Pity massage by YouJustGottaLookAtIt September 26, 2018

Ass Massage Day 

Minimum 20 sec and Highest 50 sec if you do it

Ass Massage Day is on 24 april

Ass Massage Day by Urban Dictionary National days April 15, 2019