the worst fucking shithole in the planet. its no wonder 10% of suicides in america are people from maryland
Bill: im thinking of killing myself
Joe: awe why?
Bill: I live in maryland
Joe: oh nevermind go ahead
Joe: awe why?
Bill: I live in maryland
Joe: oh nevermind go ahead
by lack toes and toddler ants March 03, 2024
by niftythirty September 11, 2024
Person from Baltimore: I’m from Baltimore, we don’t claim Maryland.
People from Columbia, Glen Burnie, Towson: We’re not from Maryland either, we from Baltimore, you got to believe us. Please, I beg you.
People from Montgomery County: I’m from DC. Y’know, Downtown SIlver Spring.
Person from PG County: I’m from Simple City, Southeast DC. I moved out when I was 38 days old.
People from rural Eastern Shore, Southern Maryland and Western Maryland: Southern Dixie Pride. Proud Confederate, the South shall rise again.
People from Annapolis: I’m from the Chesapeake Bay Area.
People from Columbia, Glen Burnie, Towson: We’re not from Maryland either, we from Baltimore, you got to believe us. Please, I beg you.
People from Montgomery County: I’m from DC. Y’know, Downtown SIlver Spring.
Person from PG County: I’m from Simple City, Southeast DC. I moved out when I was 38 days old.
People from rural Eastern Shore, Southern Maryland and Western Maryland: Southern Dixie Pride. Proud Confederate, the South shall rise again.
People from Annapolis: I’m from the Chesapeake Bay Area.
by Murylandhon May 09, 2022
A total shithole where anyone who is Asian or LGBT won’t go a year without having a hate crime on them.
I heard Bob Chen got murdered by some heroin addict who hated Asians. Probably should’ve stayed out of Maryland.
by StormBread September 24, 2021
The Old Line State. Maryland is a Mid-Atlantic state known for crabs, the Ravens, and the Chesapeake Bay. The state can be divided into 3. In the West are Conservatives that can be mistaken for being part of West Virginia. In the East are Conservatives of the Delmarva Peninsula. In the middle are the liberals of Baltimore and the D.C. suburbs. In presidential elections, Maryland is a safe democratic state. It has voted Democratic in every election since 1992. Maryland gives 10 electoral votes to the winner.
by ThePoliticalSpectrum November 19, 2022
The weirdest political state ever. We have a nice beach but also the most dangerous city in the country. Washington DC is on our border too.
by michaelthegreat December 17, 2018
When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023