Manhattan Project

Moving to Manhattan with the goal of having sex with as many woman as one can within a years time.

Next month I moving to New York to start the Manhattan Project.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

matchatosis

Affliction most commonly found in men where they are incapable of properly matching their clothing. Coordinating their clothes may often cause anxiety and result in teasing, taunting, and loss of confidence.

You suffer from matchatosis if you believe that just because your shirt is green and your pants are green that they match. Olive green and Kelly green are two entirely different tones and do not work well together.

by Richelle H November 16, 2006

Mancation

When a guy goes on a vacation sometimes with his guy friends, but without the biatch along

I needed some sun and fun so I told my wife I was going on a golfing mancation.

by honus tyronus December 30, 2008

Manhattan Spaghetti Special

After recieving a ride from a cabbie and paying the fare, the act of shooting the aforementioned cabbie in the back of the head with a silenced pistol. And taking the money.

Dude cabs are getting so damn expensive.

Why do you keep paying for cabs? Just do a Manhattan Spaghetti Special and its free.

Doesn't that get messy?

nope its fun shit.

by pistolpeete May 31, 2009

Manhattan

Easily the most overpriced, and overpopulated place on the planet. Wanna see what its like to squeeze 1.6 million people into a 22 square mile radius? Then come to Manhattan, only $794612374510451230 to rent a small studio a month.

Most of Central and lower Manhattan consist of expensive, bland, soulless yuppie infested hellholes like the Upper East Side, Upper West Side, Yorkville, Batterty Park City, Chelsea, Alphabet City, and more.

Upper Manhattan consist of ghetto hellholes like Harlem, Washington Heights, and Inwood. You would think considering how expensive it is to live here that the place wouldn't be filled with criminals, but unfortunately NYC has the most ghetto trash out of any city in America.

I just won the lottery, now I just need to win 87 more times to have enough to pay the rent for my closet sized studio in Manhattan.

by Excadrill August 23, 2011

dudey machato

a person who is stupid and pees in their pants and has a fat penis and poops in their pants

u pee in ur pants, ahhhh! dudey machato u r so stupid

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

Manhattan Shuffle

To go or do something, and then turn around before completing it.

I started to walk to the gas station, but realized that I didn't really need a Snickers, so I pulled a Manhattan Shuffle and just went back home.

by Radmetalmonk January 15, 2009