male cum

The gooey whitish substance that comes out of your rod (also see "dick") and which you earnestly want to pump into your imaginary girlfriend. Also called "semen" though. Also found on single boys' bedsheets.

"I shot my male cum into her"
"Into whom"
" My sexdoll" *proceeds to cry*

by NuclearVictim April 28, 2021

Beta Male

Someone who is unable to assert dominance and is generally pathetic and not attractive.

OMG, look at Space. He has so much potential but hes such a beta male.

by bronlemesja June 2, 2020

anti-male

A genre of television show that picked up steam within the last decade. In this genre, the leaders and/or principal parts that require someone to be strong-willed and concientious are played by women. All men in the show are flawed either morally, physically, or mentally and are always a step below and behind their female counterparts.

Xena: Warrior Princess
Battlestar Galactica 2k4
Alias
Birds of Prey
Almost all David E. Kelley shows.

by R. Kemp April 2, 2005

Zetta Male

A classification of males that exhibit a particular set of "quirks"
symptoms of being a zetta male: No humor, always pissed off when someone uses humor on them, trying to be funny but fails to do so.

Person 1: "Omg, V*nce is such a Zetta male, I heard he was trying to explain how the word 'sus' means Sulfur, Uranium, Sulfur"
Person 2: "Omg, My mom loves Zetta male!!!!"

by k0rt October 8, 2021

Gregma Male

Super hot, Super sexy, can never grow a beard, and all legally changed their names to Greg

I’m a gregma male

by CABAGE No2 May 17, 2022

Yotta male

The highest, most powerful and rarest male archetype. No one has yet been called a yotta male but it is speculated that one exists or has existed.

Joe: look at this guy he’s such a yotta male.
Ben: nah man he’s just the average sigma.

by Eaton February 3, 2022

normal male

A guy who doesn't care for this retarded sigma male, shrigma male, alpha male stuff. Just a normal guy, with a normal job and normal interests and normal social. Just your average joe.

Woah, Michael is such a sigma male!?!?!? - Retard
No, Michael is just a normal male - another normal male.

by poootato August 23, 2021