Madonna

A Shirley Temple without the cherry.

A guy walks into a bar, and asks for a Shirley Temple with extra cherries on top. A guy sitting nearby says to the bartender "you should give him a madonna". The bartender inquires what this is, and the guy replies "Shirley Temple without the cherry"....cmon even if it is preverted u know it made you laugh

by Maxxxxxx September 10, 2005

humpin like madcow

To engage in sexual intercourse frequently. Usualy in an attemy to impregnate. Refers to the motions made by infected cattle

I havent left the house for 2 days, we've been humpin like madcow

by Horny old man January 2, 2005

madonnas

squishy perky little things that spring up on the chests of overweight men. A.K.A man boobs
(named madonnas because of the cone shaped bras she used to wear)

would you take a look at those huge madonnas, that guy must weigh 250.

by Fiendish September 4, 2005

madonna

The most amazing artist in the history of forever. Got through a lot of problems such as her mother dying when she was 5, and moving to New York with barely any money. Hit it big in 1983, and really became noticed in 1985 with her monster hit "like a virgin" She is the greatest singer and dancer and there are no words to describe her. She is simply the greatest person to ever walk this earth, and music today wouldn't be like this without her.

Fan 1: Guess what?
Fan 2: what?
Fan 1: I'm going to the Madonna concert
Fan 1: Oh my god...are you kidding me?
Fan 1 : No...I'm going
Fan 2: Oh man...she's amazing...You are sooo lucky

by bamjen April 27, 2006

madonna

The most amazing person in the world

I went to the Madonna concert last night. It was fuckinga amazing...she is unbelievable!!!!!!!!

by Jenna Labriola August 15, 2006

foxx kristu haq al liba madonna dejjaqtli zobbi pufta kollok

This Maltese slang word translates to "fuck god fucking sperm holy mary you're annoying my penis gay person"

Mary. "What happened Owen? You look really troubled"

Owen. "foxx kristu haq al liba madonna dejjaqtli zobbi pufta kollok leave me alone"

by Il Kbir Albert October 9, 2020

mado

usually meaning the best at something, mostly in the game of counter-strike

damn, that mado kid is sick.

by Eric Swanson August 5, 2006