moon landing

A hoax that is in reality a government conspiracy to raise more support.

The moon landing is a fake!

by shiney monkey September 22, 2005

Lunadic

How crazy a woman or man gets after not getting any dick for a period greater than a year. Generally characterized by making unnecessarily phallic gestures or making everyday objects into phallic anatomy.

Staisy was such a lunadic that she used the tail on her nieces sock monkey to make it look like the monkey had a big dick.

by CherieCherryPie April 2, 2010

good landing

serendipitous success, surprising satisfaction, landing as lightly as a cat, being better than before.

Old pilots say, "Any landing you walk away from is a good landing."

After a divorce that tore me up, I made a good landing.

My boss fired me the week before Christmas, but I made a good landing.

The morning sun is shining and I'm coming in for a good landing.

I felt bad about losing her, but it was a good landing for me.

by Pasahogan January 9, 2008

Sun Landing

A fat or obese naked Asian woman (typically Japanese) plants her ass on your face.

After my massage, I got a Sun Landing for free.

by Chef Boy-In-Da-Hood August 7, 2011

lunar landing

Euphemism for anal sex

"The hot girl with the nice ass mooned me. So I asked if I could go in for a lunar landing."

by hoosierguy January 28, 2014

Ryanair Landing

Used by pilots and aviation enthusiasts. It describes a very hard airplane landing. The word was brought to live by aviation youtuber Swiss001. The reason why ryanair is in the word is that ryanair is mostly known for its hard landings.

Wow you just made a ryanair landing!

by Ilikebeingalone November 2, 2018

Carrier landing

A sex act in which a woman lays face up on a bed, and hangs her head over the edge, so that her face is upside down and oriented toward an erect man several feet away. The man turns off the lights, closes his eyes, shouts "carrier landing!" and runs and jumps, aiming to land with his penis in her mouth and his face in her vagina. Bonus points is she yells "call the ball!" while he's in the air.

Last night I got with Kimberly in a hotel room, and I gave her a carrier landing from the other bed

by Crisco_Camping September 28, 2019