by devilcry08 July 8, 2009
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noun:
1. A lizzard, here, may be defined as any individual belonging to the group of women, named Elizabeth, who are known by their common nickname Lizz and who in some way or another resemble a real life lizard. A Lizzard King is the kind of man who serially dates Lizzards because he has terrible taste in women and none of his friends ever say anything to him about it.
2. In all likelihood, Lizard King probably just misspelled with two instead of one "Z''. He's still King of the Lizards, though.
noun:
1. A lizzard, here, may be defined as any individual belonging to the group of women, named Elizabeth, who are known by their common nickname Lizz and who in some way or another resemble a real life lizard. A Lizzard King is the kind of man who serially dates Lizzards because he has terrible taste in women and none of his friends ever say anything to him about it.
2. In all likelihood, Lizard King probably just misspelled with two instead of one "Z''. He's still King of the Lizards, though.
1:
John: Dude, she looks like a reptile.
Jerry: You mean Elizabeth?
John: Yea. She's a total Lizzard—oh shit it's Henry!
Notorious Lizzard King Henry: John, did you just say Lizzard!? Where? That way? Are you pointing that way? You are pointing that way? Ok, ok I'm going!
2:
Lizard 1: Hsssss!
Lizard 2: Hsssss?
Lizards 1&2: Hsss-hsss!!
Lizzard King: That's right, bitchessssssss!
John: Dude, she looks like a reptile.
Jerry: You mean Elizabeth?
John: Yea. She's a total Lizzard—oh shit it's Henry!
Notorious Lizzard King Henry: John, did you just say Lizzard!? Where? That way? Are you pointing that way? You are pointing that way? Ok, ok I'm going!
2:
Lizard 1: Hsssss!
Lizard 2: Hsssss?
Lizards 1&2: Hsss-hsss!!
Lizzard King: That's right, bitchessssssss!
by PoorClimb February 11, 2014
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Get the Lizzy mug.A) also known as the city of Elizabeth; A town where local elevator enthusiasts from New York and New Jersey near New York City come to film nice, lower-rising elevators (typically under 15 stories tall) including the HornrtDisc elevator in the Embassy Suites. Or they can go shopping in Jersey Garden Mall in the southern part of town with a nice view of New York City from the food court window.
B) a place where smart students who aced their high school chemistry, biology, or ludicrously hard AP Calculus course attend college to have their brains riddled with the most genius tricks and riddles of math and science in the book, and then magically graduate from university with a 16.666666667 GPA and become the ruling kings and governors, governing the town, and taking over the thrown of the current governor
C) a place Staten Islanders will pass through EVERY TIME they leave New York City through Staten Island.
D) a place Staten Islanders will visit when they go to Newark Airport to get the heck away from New York City
E) a shuttle reserve to Secaucus, Atlantic City, and Hartford. Also called the Elizabeth Shuttle Town.
B) a place where smart students who aced their high school chemistry, biology, or ludicrously hard AP Calculus course attend college to have their brains riddled with the most genius tricks and riddles of math and science in the book, and then magically graduate from university with a 16.666666667 GPA and become the ruling kings and governors, governing the town, and taking over the thrown of the current governor
C) a place Staten Islanders will pass through EVERY TIME they leave New York City through Staten Island.
D) a place Staten Islanders will visit when they go to Newark Airport to get the heck away from New York City
E) a shuttle reserve to Secaucus, Atlantic City, and Hartford. Also called the Elizabeth Shuttle Town.
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