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Logan

He has the biggest shlong and will rule the world with his orphan slaves. Logan will want you to do things that are no big deal like to kill other orphans that oppress him. he will conquer everyone who stands in his way.
Guy: have you heard of our ruler Logan

Guy 2: yeah i have and he has the biggest shlong
by Limp Rick November 1, 2022
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Logan is a sweet funny egg boi looking person he is always looking out for others before himself he is always waiting for the right moment to ask out who he likes he always waits until he has a lot of money saved just in case when he asks someone out he will have enough money to go also if he has a best friend named Zion he probably also likes Zion just saying and I predict that if he has friends named Katie and Christian
“Hey bro look at that nice school” “woah cool what’s the name of that school” “um it says high park public school” we see you Logan Hyde in Stephen Brien class were coming for you and novah
by Hello I will find you October 22, 2019
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A delusional visionary whose movements are being monitored by drones and he can prove it. An “innocent” perpetrator of lies and deceit with scabies on his arms and fungus on his feet. A self centered meth head who lost all he had and could have had it made...if he wasn’t so sped.
You chose drugs over everything! You’re such a Logan
by Tuffmuff February 8, 2020
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Logan

A man who is no man. Usually extremely good at most things and can blow the fattest clouds out of any vape. Believes that all the gay things he does with his friends is cancelled out with his straightness. He will call you at a nice 2:00 a.m. and be stoned off his ass wanting to come over. He also makes hella bank legally and illegally. Usually a wild Logan shall "quit all the hoes nigga" at the ripe age of 14-15 and will focus on molds instead. Keep clear of Logans at all time.
Logan- Hey Jennifer, guess what.
Jennifer- What?
Logan- I blew a cloud on 300 watts into your moms pussy and then we smashed and got high
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Meh Logan
by Sheeeeeeeesh29 May 31, 2021
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Logan

Usually gay, retarded, stupid, unattractive, and slow
That guy is Logan
by Fhhfijggmf November 4, 2019
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Logan

The coolest name a human can ever have.
Logan is so cool.
by attackontybur December 9, 2020
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