hot log

A fresh poo, still piping hot from the delivery canal.

"I heard your cat died. Man, that really sucks the hot log."

by GreBo Goryerum September 15, 2006

log-swapping

The act of flushing someone else's poop down the toilet before being able to poop yourself.

Hey man, did you flush? I'm getting tired of always log-swapping your turd of the day.

by Mikey The Comic April 4, 2009

ninja log

logging off randomly without anyone knowing, while your in the middle of something

so like dude we are going to run this way and your going to run that way ok

during your going to ( ALT+F4 )

oh that fucker ninja logged

by tomxel February 16, 2009

Log Lady

n. Mysterious woman who leaves a gigantic unflushable turd in the ladies' loo. Usually encountered in the workplace, sparking endless speculation about the identity of the Log Lady. No male equivalent, thanks to David Lynch, and the fact that men have such godawful personal hygiene that this is a pretty regular happening in the male crapper.

"The Log Lady struck again! Who d'you reckon it is?"
"That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"

by Satandog February 6, 2006

Flogging the Log

A hand job on a well-endowed guy

Broads enjoy flogging the log!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Lincoln Log

The beaded turds that hurt to push out and remind you of something you found in your Mom's dresser once

I ripped a lincoln log recently and it almost tore up my butthole!

by LordOfTheThings December 31, 2014

mahogany log

when you wrap up a deuce in seran wrap and then put it into the freezer for like 5 months then pull it out and blast your girl with it.

wow that mahogany log is cold, i can't believe you put that in my coochie.

by camdangalang October 30, 2008