Lobster Tits 

Someone who has tight, TIGHT nipples!

"Wow look at those Lobster Tits!!!"-in person

"Hey Lobster Tits!" - on msn

Lobster Tits by Mitch and Mandy March 29, 2007

Lobster

1. A lobster is a New England term for a girl who most likely has a pretty face, nice torso but from the waist down carries an ass the size of a small planet. The ass expands to the circumference of roughly her height (or more). She is called a lobster because like the tasty shellfish "all the meat is in the tail"!

"yah dude, I mean wicked awesome! I was gonna ask that hottie in the pick up truck out but when she opened the door all I could think of was grabbing my nutcrackers and drawn butter..cause she was no doubt the biggest lobster I'd evah seen!"
"No Shit dood, she could win miss clam bake this year!!"

Lobster by nhrugga October 28, 2006

lobster

A slang term for the Australian $20 note due to it's orangey/red colour.

I was at the casino and chucked a lobster down on black and it came up good!

lobster by bratha September 28, 2005

hairy lobster

A sexual position that involves two guys and a girl. The girl leans back and one guy eats her out while the other guy gets a blowjob from the girl.

Girl 1 - "So what did you do last night?"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"

hairy lobster by Malleable February 9, 2008

lobster claw 

The act of sticking the index and pointer fingers in a woman's vagina while placing the thumb in the anus and clamping together, as to resemble a lobster's claw.

"Why can't Sally walk strait?"

"I just gave her the lobster claw."

lobster claw by markadillicus January 30, 2005

chocolate lobster tail 

A really huge and healthy dump.

1.Dude i didnt flush come look at this chocolate lobster tail.
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there

chocolate lobster tail by dustinwayne June 18, 2007

Lobster Drunk 

Lobster drunkenness is being in a state of intoxication perpetrated by someone who is attempting to sleep with the lobsteree. There are to roles here, the lobsterer (the person buying the drinks) and the lobsteree (the person who is the object of the alcoholic seduction).

"Looks like she is trying to get him Lobster Drunk tonight!"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"

Lobster Drunk by Nicho December 14, 2008