A very handsome guy who is samrt and not that good at math but hear pretty good and he’s a bad ass at football and baseball
by Worlson13 September 20, 2018
Get the Lieland mug.Insurance that you take out to better ensure that certain people will be willing to "make their noses grow longer" in order to protect your sorry a** if you screw up legally and someone decides to sue/prosecute you.
After "Liar Liar" star Fletcher Reede became afflicted with his son's "truthfulness wish", it would not do any good to have lieability coverage if you hire him as your lawyer, since he would no longer be able to fib on your behalf, anyway.
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
Get the lieability coverage mug.A cutting-edge-technology terrain-surveying system that measures how many pathological liars exists in a given area. Since the target-blips all look the same on the machine's display-screen and therefore cannot be differentiated from one another, however, this system is actually quite ineffective at determining specifically which people to watch out for as being truly dangerous, especially as you travel into areas with higher populations of sport-fishermen, lawyers, politicians, used-car salesman, Bible-thumpers, etc.
If an evenly-distributed few of the vast crowds who were watching the Emperor's procession had employed hand-held LieDAR systems just as soon as The Emperor had started parading down the main street while "wearing his new clothes", these reliable-technology-aided individuals could have seen for sure that everyone else was actually just fibbing about being able to see the foolish Monarch's magnificent panoply, plus, of course, they's also know for certain that their own eyes were not, in fact, playing tricks on them, either. These "vindicated skeptics" could therefore have just loudly reassured everyone else in the surrounding multitudes that their being able to see nothing but a naked fat guy ambling down the main street looking like a total jackass was in reality **totally normal**... in other words, the Emperor really and truly WAS galumphing along the avenue "sans stitches", and so everyone could then have hastily stopped all the pompous foolishness --- and possibly also caught those two scheming shifty-eyed "dream-weavers" ('cuz dreams were, in fact, da only thing dat these two swindlers truly knew how to weave) before they got too far away --- and done so long before the Innocent Little Boy finally "broke the spell" with his "shockingly-impertinent tongue" when he casually blurted out to everyone around him about the Emperor's being in his birthday-suit.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
Get the LieDAR mug.Leyari is a very trustworthy person, she would do anything for her best friend and her closest friends she knows how to keep secrets and stay out of drama a Leyari is very pretty and can make friend super easily they are responsible and respectful as well trustworthy
Leyari is a very trustworthy person
by Leyari June 2, 2019
Get the Leyari mug.It might have been wise for Doc Brown to be a trifle less libyaral in his efforts to obtain plutonium for his DeLorean time machine; besides, he was able to invent/obtain a garbage-recycling fusion-machine within a few years, anyway, asd so using this potentially-very-dangerous-in-multiple-ways (i.e., it is a super-hazardous material in and of itself, and getting access to some is a highly-risky business, as well, since the type of folks who would deal in such lethally-toxic materials would themselves likely be trigger-happy towards anyone who crossed them) substance would have been unnecessary within a short time, anyway.
by QuacksO November 24, 2019
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Get the Lieard mug.Da group of teeth-grindingly wrathful terrorists whom Doc Brown had tricked into giving him their plutonium with the understanding that he would incorporate it into a bomb that he'd been contracted to build for them, but instead he used said radioactive material to power his totally-for-peaceful-purposes time-machine.
Doc Brown found out da hard way dat da Libyan gnashionalists did not take kindly to having their trust --- and their plutonium --- repurposed in a way they had not intended. Fortunately for Doc, he wore a bulletproof vest da second time, and so things worked out fine in da end... Doc got to power his time machine, and da terrorists didn't blow up innocent people with their "bomb" which turned out to be just a container of old parts from pinball-machines.
by QuacksO February 3, 2020
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