bin lettuce

to be limp or lazy; apathetic.

She laid there like bin lettuce while getting fucked.

by babyA December 4, 2005

thunder lettuce

Mind blowing marijuana, regardless of strain.

You're in for a trip, that's some thunder lettuce.

by tigermilk June 20, 2007

Lettuce Pistol

A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")

"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"
"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"

by Gabe Larson May 5, 2008

butt lettuce

When you have not properly wiped yourself and leave bits of toliet paper stuck between your cheeks.

Karolina needed to harvest her butt lettuce after a night of heavy drinking and poor personal hygiene.

by Butts McCracken February 23, 2014

grumpy lettuce

oversized, sloppy, and disclored vagina lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the vagina orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the doggystyle position, or via your buddy that was a first-hand victim. All in all grumpy lettuce is when the vagina resembles 2 pieces of rotten lettuce that had been sitting in the fridge a little too long.

I tried fucking Sally last night but I couldn't get hard because she had grumpy lettuce.

by BroccoliRob September 6, 2008

chode lettuce

Used to describe the bunched up chode hairs that gather in one's chode/gooch region that have begun to fester with signs of mold and greening on the tips

Dawg, Rick's chode lettuce is collecting dingle berries and you could see the lumps in his pants!

by Hurman January 5, 2008

mexican lettuce

A word that some ppl think is cool to use for marijuana (aka weed, blunts, doobies, etc...)

"Hey give me a hit of that mexican lettuce"

by Angel_guryl08 October 12, 2006