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lesbian speed

the speed at which lesbians fall in love and start making lifelong plans after about a week
me and my girlfriend met a month ago and we already have 2 dogs together!

wow, talk about lesbian speed.
by nosebleedingcunt November 29, 2019
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Lesbian

Drake: Say that you a lesbian, girl, me too
by ilacc November 26, 2021
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Awkward Lesbian

One who pleases herself by acting lesbian with other girls, but as soon as the actions are reciprocated, turns into an awkward turtle babbling school girl.
Mirian, stop being an awkward lesbian and let me feel your brownies .
by KSwisss99 June 2, 2010
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berkeley lesbian

A woman who experimented with lesbianism when she was in college and has not had a relationship with a woman since.

A woman who thinks she is cool because she made out with a girl once in college.
Liz, stop flirting with Monica! You know you're just a Berkeley lesbian!

Ethan: "I would ask Bethany out, but I don't think she's into guys."
Tyler: "Dude, she will totally hook up with you. She's a Berkeley lesbian."
by maddogphysicist July 19, 2012
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lesbianese

Chloe is speaking lesbianese.
by roar im a dragon April 1, 2010
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lesbian bukkake

Lesbian bukkake is my favorite pastime as I am a lesbian who enjoyed a nice facial when i was straight. i am happy. i am very flexible in that i would be willing to give, or receive female bukkake in any time or manner. my fondest memory was, indeed, receiving lesbian bukkake at the starbucks register. i told the cashier to add extra cream. My significant other at the time mistook this order as being directed to her and subsequently 'kakked up my face to the coffee shop's delight. for those here to learn the technicalities, i will now break down the process:
in the most common form of lesbian bukkake woman A (the Giver) stands or kneels above woman B (the Taker). it is customary to have the woman most capable of squirting to be on top but with enough trial and error the pair will be able to push their limits. it is vital that Woman A is not stimulated by Woman B. woman A, using her dominant hand, rubs herself to the point of orgasm, at which time she shall give her underling parter a previously agreed upon signal, my personal favorite is the call of a bank-tailed pigeon. Woman B will then ready herself to take the full blunt force of the juicy explosion to her face. in the most straightforward bukkake session she simply lets it rest on her luscious cheeks. after this act has been completed, the two lovers may clean up in any way they see fit, as they have successfully completed all criteria to be classified as bukkake lesbians.
my girlfriend is such a freak, we engage frequently in lesbian bukkake
by stlbabe December 10, 2018
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Lesbian nails

Lesbians have short nails to have sex ;)
I mean it would hurt if they wouldn't have short nails... I guess
Boy:,, omg do u see her short nails?Those are lesbian nails!! That's why she rejected me! I'm dumb !! "
by Laurapaupaura July 16, 2019
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