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Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch

A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.
Yo dood!

whats up spankey!

so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!

wait where did you get the lemur?

shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!

oh, alright.....
by CivilizedGentleman July 8, 2011
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lexus

lexus is a japanese luxury brand that spawns from toyota. their main market base is the US, and they are having trouble selling in europe and asia. mercedes-benz, bmw and audi lead worldwide.

most of the people who are saying that lexus is better than mercedes (LS460 vs. S550) are people who can't actually afford a mercedes and are therefore jealous. the s-class is the pinnacle of performance, luxury and style, and the lexus LS460 can't touch it. btw, for the person who said that the LS600hL has two thousand pre-orders: many of those pre-orders had no idea of the car's performance, and have canceled their orders because they are disappointed with the not-so-great mileage.
Mid-level exec: My Lexus LS460L can park itself.

CEO: My Mercedes-Benz S550 is better, sorry.
by eli f July 16, 2007
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Lemur

A small ATV in the video game Halo 3. A.K.A. a mongoose
The plural form: Lemurs A.K.A mongeese
"The flag carrier is on the back of the lemur! Get him!"
by Slayer1025 December 31, 2007
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lemos

An animal that shoots poop from it's eyeballs!
Look out man that cow is a lemos!
by Dave March 2, 2004
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Red Ruffed Lemur

The most lamest un-beastly animal alive, that is soo less beastly compared to the amazing beastly wombat. This animal sucks!
OMG i hate that gay Red Ruffed Lemur that animal is so un-beastly.
by Billyroxmysox March 16, 2008
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lepuss

When one has lice in their pussy. They clearly let some animals fuck them. Got lil bugs crawling in ur puss.
John : omg I heard Kaitlyn fucked a Dan and he’s a fucking pest

Tim : yeah heard she has lepuss what a slut
by The.real.meanings February 8, 2018
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leushi

leushish, leushed, leushin'
1. meaning spiffy, snazzy, righteous, sweet, tight, slammin', awesome, & 'the shit', among other various terms meaning utter enjoyment
2. any form of expressing one's emotional instability for means of self-comfort
3. cuss word used by goodie-goodies who can't think of any other form of insult
Leushi....yeah, that's the spot.
by Dannah & Shayna October 21, 2003
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