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bedrock learning

An actual shitty website where you're forced to go through NPC training videos and it's mandatory to watch. Any teacher that gives you homework on this website is an actual shmuck and deserves to die in the most excruciating death possible. I swear it's the most dystopian thing ever, it forces you to use English in a specific way.
Additionally, some "girl" on the website (The creators never touched one or even seen one except from their mothers) in the form of a text message asks you to bore her to death, I mean, give her definitions and shit for words as if she's banned from using Google.
I feel like torturing myself today so I'm gonna go on bedrock learning
by TheShittingAnimal5000 September 24, 2022
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Non-Verbal Learning Disorder

Non-Verbal Learning Disorder also called NLD or NVLD is a learning disability where you have defecits in fine motor skills, visual spacial skills and social skills. You are really bad at math, science and organization.

When you have Non Verbal Learning Disorder, some of the areas you struggle in are:

You have bad handwriting, it takes you a long time to tie your shoe, you are bad at drawing and bad at arts and crafts and jewelery and art, anything to do with fine motor skills.

You are clumsy, you bump into things, you spill things, you knock things over, you trip and fall, you get lost, you are bad at driving, you have terrible organization. You have poor visual memory.

You are very bad at math and science and arithmetic.

You have awkward physical coordination and may say or do something socially awkward.

You are often thought of as irresponsible or disorganized.

You learn verbally, so your nonverbal skills are weak.
Sally had poor handwriting and organization because she had defecits in fine motor skills and visual spatial skills because of NVLD, Non-Verbal Learning Disorder.
by PrincessMoon1 November 28, 2009
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learnfull

Im very learnfull today.
by Pfunkadilly December 25, 2006
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keen learner

Phrase used by nerds to make themselves feel better about being nerds.
Laura: I love chemistry lessons.
Daisy: You nerd!
Laura *defensively*: I'm not a nerd, I'm just a keen learner!
by NH3 February 10, 2008
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no learn we high

the nickname for northern lehigh high school, loacted in Slatington, because the teachers can't teach and its full of dumbass potheads
Guy: hey where do u go to school
Girl: No Learn We High
Guy: where's that?
Girl: Slatington
Guy: Oh u mean Northern Lehigh
by PAchick August 21, 2008
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Slow Learner

When you cum in a book, then close the book. You then give the book to a girl and have her open to the page you jizzed on. Then when she looks at the page, you slam the book in her face.
Why the fuck did you give me a slow learner?
by HowlandNotTooCool October 5, 2009
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Learnt

by Zo3k April 9, 2020
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