Hard lard 

A stupid idiot who thinks there so fucking special these people think just because talk a load of bull shit and when it comes to fighting they don't show up

For example Jerry over there is such a hard lard he has no freinds and is a overall melt

Hard lard by The_meta_7 May 16, 2022

Tub-of-Lard Barb 

Someone who is incredibly lazy, or won't pitch in to help.

Want to help us out here you Tub-of-lard Barb?

Tub-of-Lard Barb by girlygirl88 May 27, 2018

Texan Meat Lard 

a 'texan meat lard' is another way to describe someone named 'dirt'

the texan meat lard (dirt) sent me this

Texan Meat Lard by dirtntooty April 28, 2022

Spunk-lard 

Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
2) Bring to boil
3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) Drain away liquid
5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)
7) Apply to arsehole

Spunk-lard me up before butt-fucking me big boy!

Spunk-lard by Lunatic Fringe September 4, 2008

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God) 

The elder god of lard. His people are know as lardians. Danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. It is on record that this massive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his massive lardy maw. Danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, Hernanbo! Also known as Tiff Tiff, Hernanbo will fight a war against Danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her anal gland and make sweet sweaty love to until Danny's lard is eliminated.

THE WRATH OF THE MAJESTIC LARD GOD SHALL RAIN UPON THEE LIKE THE SPERM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS WHICH WILL THEN DEFILE AND RAPE YOU!

~Faticus, Lardian High priest.

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God) by Twinkiezrule December 11, 2011

weez lard 

n.: the watery, stinging stool that slowly and painfully comes out of the anus when one is constipated

*sniff sniff* "My weez lard smells like corn...."

weez lard by Jim Bob June 21, 2004

Leaf Lard 

Animal fat from the area surrounding the kidneys, this fat, once ground and rendered, makes the finest lard for pastries

I rendered down some leaf lard for my pie crust.

Leaf Lard by ABMARINE November 1, 2010