Krista

Krista’s tend to be VSCO girls and very fun to be around with, Krista’s know lots of tea but once they get a boyfriend they forget all about you. If you have a krista hold on to them because they

leave pretty quickly.😥

lily: Hey do you guys wanna hangout today?

Ali: Sure sound fun

Mina: Of course buddy

Krista: i HaVe pLanS WitH mY bOyFRiEnd sORry.

by swagger.wagger June 20, 2019

krista kraich

The peace of dry hair but oily but kinda soft crunchy old fries you got at 2 am at Burger King type texture you pull out of the drain when it gets clogged because your mom kept denying there was anything wrong with the drain but you continuously told her it was because when you took your 3 and a half hour baths while listening to the gummy bear album on repeat you didn’t have to close the drainage because the hair would do it for you which kinda helped you out in the long run but you denied it because you wanted to fix it because you wanted to be considered the “bob the builder” in the house because that was your life long dream that your ex neighbor always stole from you because “she looked more like bob then you did” but actually you did because your ex neighbor had brown hair and you had the same color hair as bob so you knew you were supposed to be him because the resemblance was impeccable.

Krista Kraich has the fattest most juiciest junk in the trunk double decker Pancake on rice plump most firm watermelon on a Tuesday afternoon with extra cake that I have ever seen in my whole 85 years of living and I’m extremely proud that even me thinking about how much I don’t succeed in life I can always look at her and realize at least I’m doing something right.

by ÖKÄŸ June 5, 2020

las kristatas

spanish term for Alejandro's pretty balls

Alejandro played with las kristatas and Willy before going to bed.

by Jack Barakat October 21, 2008

Gesus Krist

R lord'n savior. died on the x for our sinns. pretty neat guy.

Christler 1: Hey man, you going to Gesus Krists house this sunday?
Christler 2: Fuck yeah I am brother. Amen

by Hunter Kashi November 21, 2019

Krist Novoselic

Littler known bass player in the band Nirvana.

Cooler, hotter, better guy than Kurt Cobain

by Ka January 21, 2005

krista

A delicious, rare, quivering cup of coffee with Italian cream inside. Its flavor is bold yet sweet, and a little sour. Contains nearly as much caffeine as espresso. It is very expensive and can be found exclusively in New Jersey.
& it tastes great with baked ziti!

Mmmmmmmmmm, I just had me the most delicious cup of krista EVER! Now where's my baked ziti at?

by kr1574 July 24, 2009

Kristalina

A girl so kind, beautiful, funny, and straight, that you can't help but say kind things about her. Especially when she does nice things for you. She's not a girl so awful, ugly, mean, manipulative, and lesbian, that you can't help but laugh at. And she doesn't looks up naked girls on the internet.

Oh and one more thing, Jasmineeeeeeeeeee, Jasmine is a small dogs name. Go fuck yourself.

-What is a beautiful name?

-Kristalina!

by not Jasmineeeeeeeeeee thankGod July 7, 2012