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Cleveland Turnaround

Where a man comes behind you, injects you with mercury from a broken thermometer, then when you turn around in utter shock, he punches you in the face, and runs.
Dude yesterday this guy pulled a Cleveland Turnaround on some guy, what a Lebrono.

Woah you perfected your Cleveland Turnaround.
by taketheterran December 19, 2010
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Cleveland, OH

This is the formerly-largest city in the great state of Ohio, with the metropolis' population currently being at around 470,000 people. It is here where there are three major/national sports teams: Cleveland Cavaliers (NBA), Cleveland Browns (NFL), and Cleveland Indians (MLB). Cleveland has been voted as an All-American city five times.
There is a Federal Bank Reserve building located here. In addition, C-town also has numerous corporate headquarters, including GE (General Electric). It was in Cleveland that the term rock n roll was coined by a DJ during the early 1950s. Not surprisingly, the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame and Musuem is also located here, built partially on the Cleveland shore, and part of it just above the coast of Lake Erie.
This major U.S. city is also home to one of the tallest and coolest buildings in the World: The Key Tower; a massive skyscraper that towers over downtown Cleveland at 947 feet and 57 stories high. There are also some REALLY OLD high-rise buildings here, including: Holiday Inn Express (built 1896, 15 stories), the Rockefeller Building (built 1905, 17 stories), and Metropolitan Bank Center (built 1915, 15 stories).
Cleveland, OH: One of the most awesome cities in America.
by Journey Fan July 12, 2005
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cleveland bosco stick

A rubber dildo which is deliberately made porous by means of chemical decomposition, then is soaked in diarrhea.
Me: Hey Brad, your girlfriend's diarrhea is so gnarly that a cleveland bosco stick fell out of her ass when I was fucking her last night.
Brad: How'd she forget about that thrilldo long enough for it to start rotting, anyway?
by thatstitchguyiswasted July 15, 2009
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Cleveland Apple Picking

The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.
So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.
by timmyzisgay December 9, 2008
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Cleveland field goal

After you do a chick in the butt, pull out and flick the crap from the tip of your dick between her tits.
We did the dirtiest of the the dirty, I kicked a Cleveland field goal on that bitch.
by brownskicker February 6, 2009
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Cleveland Brownnose

When a guy spreads his ass cheeks and paints a girls nose with his asshole
Lil" Nancy was a whoreslut for sure. She'd take a Cleveland Brownnose from anybody with an asshole!
by ChatNasty February 14, 2008
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The Cleveland Wave

The feeling you and all your friends in the room get when you realize that your awesome sports team is going to drop the ball again in a series and lose all hope for your city.

This feeling is similar to the one you get when you eat too much hot sauce and your stomach decides to tell you so.
We were watching the Cavs in game 5 and all of a sudden the cleveland wave came over us and we knew it was all over.
by Disco_Inferno May 14, 2010
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