Kabber

A member of the Synagogue of Satan.

The White Man that that calls his ethnicity to destroy itself; but is really a kabber.
The Kabber plotted the speech to further their Kabbalist Ideas.

The Kabber used feminism to reduce the political power of those men they despise.
The Kabber spat at Jesus.
The Kabber chuckled with glee from his Talmud, as it described Jesus burning in Hell.

by Blood&Honor December 6, 2025

deina-Kabbalahist

pronunciaton: diee-nah-kaa-bal-laa-ist.
-referring to anyone arriving promptly to fix the Kabbalah-rocket
alt. meaning 1- a rider of the Kabbalah schlong-bong
alt. meaning 2- a sucker of the almighty Kabbalah schlong-bong

A true account of Deina-Kabbalahist in action:

"I was just sit'in there and then deina Kabbalah went on the fritz. I ended up calling up Deina Kabbalahist and the picture improved greatly. Now I can watch all the Charmed reruns to much satisfaction!!"

by Brad and Mia July 16, 2008

joey khabbaz

a Joey Khabbaz is usually somebody who loves to have intimate relationships with their cars and smokes hella weed & often wears Jordan jumpsuit apparell.

that douchebag looks like a Joey Khabbaz!

by queen cunt May 9, 2016

Krusty Klobber

when you lick one girls pussy and smash the others upside down

"you will not believe what just happened, I

just Krusty Klobbered Stacy and Angela"

by Macho Potato October 11, 2018

Sara Krabbe

Sara Krabbe means a person who is really annoying, and dumb.

Me: Ew your such a Sara Krabbe type of girl.
You: No i’m not that annoying and dumb.

by Smart_me June 10, 2021

Mr Krabbed

When a person is consumed in some way by the holy power of one Mr Krabs, owner and operator of the Krusty Krab chain of ocean-based burger restaurants. Those who have been Mister Krabbed's first symptom is usually an obsession with both making and saving money, which is followed by the person's laughter sounding like that of Mr Krabs: "Agagagagagaga!". Eventually, the affected takes on the physical characteristics of Mr Krabs. There is no cure for the disease, and it has a 97.6543994% mortality rate. Over 64,000,000 people have been affected globally.

Dude 1: "Hey Dude, when we go to Universal Studios we should totally check out that SpongeBob float!"
Dude 2: "Yes we shall me boy, Agagagagagaga!"
Dude 1: "Oh my god, I can't believe it. You've been Mr Krabbed! Hurry, get to the ED right away!"

by The Butt Dictionary October 28, 2021

Lurianic Kabbalah

The most used form of Kabbalah which is the root of infamous Hermetic Kabbalah introduced by Israel Regardie and his friends?
Kabbalah itself is based on the principle of 4 worlds of Buddhism, also Yggdrassil, Akkadian Tree of Life etc.
Lurianic Kabbalah is associated with Isaac Luria Rabbi the legendary Sage of Kabbalah, from a close date Yehuda Ashlag Rabbi who is also a great person. Literally Master of Kabbalah.
There are intense amount of details about this system too that I did not mention. It is not that easy and it takes great amount of effort, Hebrew knowledge and dicipline to examine it.

Merkabah mysticism of Jewish tradition is closely related with that.

Many orthodox Jewish people dislike to unreveal it on everywhere. So it is not recommended to speak about Kabbalah at public. Any neonazi would insult you hard. And you can find yourself at hospital bed. Or an Arab can bite you. Even Catholic maniacs can deus vult you.

Noah: I have watched Neon Genesis Evangelion and now I feel like Messiah and pro of Kabbalah but not Lurianic Kabbalah of course
Zachariah: ??? Sabbetian Zevi syndrome…

by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023